bronny james

I bitch ass teenager who is about to get an ass wooping from his father lebron james after that bitch smoked the weed. Also has a big heart for his boyfriend zaya. Always ready to get fucked in the ass by zaya or vice versa. Also is black and good at basketball

John: hey did you see bronny last Night
Bob: yea his video was crazy on the hub
John: him and zaya where crazy under the sheets
Bob: I might pull a bronny James later tonight

by Caruso 1 o 1 October 11, 2020

bronsexual

Bronsexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwaggoned LeBron so much that Lebron has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A bronsexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Lebron James Is the G.O.A.T" or "Lebron is better than Michael Jordan" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Bronsexual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. That will tell you Lebron is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them Lebron has lost in the finals more than he has won. They will blame his All Star teammates instead of giving him any blame. A bronsexual tends to bring up other players like Kobe to change the topic away from Lebron. A Bronsexual is literally in a full fledged relationship with Lebron mentally. and they will defend their boo with their life. Its quite sad honestly. Most of them don't even watch or care for the sport.

Pete- Hey man, you seen Kobe's last game. It was dope. He dropped 60.

Daryl- Yeah, but see lebrons game against the timberwolves 2 weeks ago. He got a double double dude.
Pete- yeah, but kobe literally retired. this was a monumental moment in the sport.
Daryl- Lebron is way better than Kobe anyway. Check out my Lebron lows and my cavs jersey.
Pete- what did you do with the heat jersey?
Daryl- Put in the closet in case he loses and decides to go back
Pete- Oh
Daryl- Kobe sucks, Lebron is better than Kobe and Jordan combined
Pete- Jordan is 6 for 6 in the finals, kobe is 5 for 7. Lebron is 3 for 7. Lebron cant win without an allstar team and even then he loses sometimes. He is a joke. He isn't even top 5. You are dickriding him
Daryl- yeah but what about David Ortiz dude, he is hitting a lot of home runs this season
Pete- Changing the topic like a bronsexual does.

by GM123 July 20, 2016

Sneezing Bronco

While hitting it doggy style, you grab onto her hip with one hand and toss a dusting of pepper toward her face with the other. Hold your pepper hand in the air like a bronc rider, and prepare for the ride-- her sneezing fit will make her box repeatedly clench around your dick and release until she clears the pepper. Her natural reaction will be to pull away as she squeezes, so hang on!

"Otto, did you go home alone last night?"

"No, I pulled the sneezing bronco on my co-worker...rode her for 10 seconds"

by Lee P April 11, 2008

Broncleer

alcoholic codeine syrup that has taken over Zimbabwe in a drug addiction epidemic. We don't have it here in the US but it sounds lit as hell

Friend: hey bro u know where i can score some lean for the rager tonite?
Friend 2: yeah bruv the plug got in this new Broncleer shit from south Africa it be hitting different!

by YungAdvil February 4, 2019

Bronx blowjob

A Bronx blowjob is when the receiver of the blowjob farts and the giver goes away pissed as hell. If the giver continues anyway, she's considered to be a 'keeper'.

My girl friend was giving me head for fixing her car. I rewarded her with a Bronx blowjob and she proceeded to tell me what I'd had for breakfast. She keeps mentioning marriage, but I know that if we tied the knot, the blowjobs would stop.

by Big Ed Moustapha October 10, 2010

Bronx Science

A school that may or may not be filled with nerds. We eat from the ghetto truck everyday (even though ned's truck is better) but never get any fatter, mostly because we spend our free time running away from those fucking seagulls. We are physically incapable of being racist, because any racist will have the living shit shanked out of him by EVERY RACIAL GROUP. The security policies in our school are BS (as in Bronx Science, of course) thanks to fucking Clinton, those murderous raving beasts. Unlike Stuyvesant, we have the will to live and school spirit :). We are fucking geniuses, but our school slogan sucks. We are most definitely not worth the trip, fuck, my commute is 3 hours. We are in the middle of nowhere, the Bronx, and our only connections to the outside world are the 1 and 4 trains. Despite all of this, we are amazing.

kid1 (1am): yo what time you getting to school monday?
bxsci student: well, i left my house 5 minutes ago
kid1: aiight see you thursday

Did you see that kid at bronx science?
Yeah he was fuckin white
(gets shanked by several russians, czechoslovakians, arabs, and somalians)

by supermassivedeepseasquid July 6, 2010

Charles Bronson

Arguably the manliest man of the twentieth century. Born Charles Dennis Buchinsky to Lithuanian immigrants, Badass Mutha Charlie Bronson was one of fifteen children. He grew up in poverty in a mining community in Pennsylvania, mining coal to help support his family after his father died when he was 10; he earned $1 for each ton he mined. He was so poor that he had to wear his sister's clothes to school one time, but like a real man, he didn't cry about it, and all that did was piss him off more, so Charles started taking even more dangerous jobs to make more money to help his family. In 1943, he joined the U.S. Army Air Corps as a tailgunner and probably had like a million confirmed kills. After World War II, Bronson decided to pursue acting so he could make lots of money, making some of the all-time manliest films such as The Great Escape, The Dirty Dozen, and Once Upon a Time in the West. He also spanked some kids for talking shit about their parents in The Magnificent Seven, something which probably makes those people who think spanking is "wrong" get all their panties in a wad. In 1953, he changed his name to Bronson because that ass Joseph McCarthy was blacklisting everybody with Slavic last names. While on the set of The Great Escape, Bronson told actor David McCallum: "I'm going to marry your wife." Then he married McCallum's wife two years later. Bronson did many other awesome things in his life until his death in 2003. Frankly, you are no match for the manliness that was Badass Mutha Charlie Bronson.

Charles Bronson makes everyone else look gay by comparison.

by Paco Belmondo August 30, 2008