This phrase applies to situations when a girl comes round and she is not what you expected, be it because she has 'catfished you' or she just had really strong game and come round without you first asking for a picture. You still want to hit it up because otherwise it is a waste of time and the rest of the night will be awkward if you reject it, so you hesitantly sit there and reluctantly fool around with it like a kid eating tea that mum has cooked knowing that you have to eat it, but you just really don't want to.
Oh dude i got a chick over last night and i was pushing the broccoli until i blew so that she would leave.
by Antony.James91 January 22, 2015
Someone that isn't nice to look at but you know is good for you.
Guy 1: Dude your new girlfriend is stank AF
Guy 2: Yeah she really makes sure I'm happy, I just can't bring myself to look at her
Guy 1: Man you got yourself some eye broccoli
Guy 2: Yeah she really makes sure I'm happy, I just can't bring myself to look at her
Guy 1: Man you got yourself some eye broccoli
by thatdouchejudgingeveryoneatthe July 11, 2015
by Shittingwithdogs June 01, 2021
"My ! that girl is hot!, she's my broccoli spears"
Piccadilly Jim "I never realised Anna was a broccoli spears, i wish i'd never bad mouthed her in class"
Piccadilly Jim "I never realised Anna was a broccoli spears, i wish i'd never bad mouthed her in class"
by morrissey-solo chatter June 29, 2009
Lesbian: 'Oh man ive not had any for weeks, somebody pass me the godddamn broccoli!'
Bus passenger: 'Oh lordy we are sat near a broccoli chewer, hide the pussy!'
Bus passenger: 'Oh lordy we are sat near a broccoli chewer, hide the pussy!'
by royston232 January 29, 2009
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by Rpoole11 December 07, 2010