I can't Breathe

Often used by guilty people when apprehended by police. These people often scream "I can't breathe" but in reality it means "I'm Guilty"

Child killer Keith Moses continuously screamed "I can't breathe" as he was apprehended by police after murdering 3 people including a 9 year old girl.

by ShoeGod420 February 28, 2023

Zactly Breath

Breath that smells or tastes exactaly like ones asshole. No verification required by me on the taste & smell. I'll take your word on it. If you think it does, I believe you.

He has zactly breath. Whats that? His breath smells exactly like his asshole.

by flingwings April 4, 2006

breadtangle

An Italian-esque serving of pizza sometimes headlining lunch at cheerleader, so and so, whats her face, and the ugly one's school.

Not to be confused with the breadpazoid, breadallelogram, or brhombus.

"And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza..."

by doregard January 18, 2005

breathe

To inhale air. It is known to be very dangerous if unprepared while breathing.

Boy1: Hey man what're you doing?
Boy2: I'm breathing, but I'm being careful cuz i dont wanna get hurt.
Boy1: It's not worth it man, you could die. I don't even breathe anymore.

by penguinat4 September 10, 2009

bad breath ball

"bad breath balls" refers to the smelly, yellowish-white balls that form in the back of the mouth. they are typically smaller than a pea and have a color similar to that of sesame seeds. they are also extremely pungent and likely contribute to halitosis though they are generally harmless and create only a minor nuisance. bad breath balls are also coughed up from time to time--often to the surprise of those who are willing to give them a whiff. bad breath balls are more formally referred to as tonsilloliths or tonsil stones.

i coughed up a bad breath ball that was like the odorous equivalent of a black hole--it was pure, concentrated stink.

by ejcm June 25, 2007

pickle breath

A really frowsty morning breath caused by a night drinking cheap vinegary wine. Mostly comes accompanied wwith a white slimy tongue and some green unidentifiable bits stuck between the teeth.

I leaned over to give my new lover a kiss in the morning, but my false eyelashes melted when he breathed his repulsive pickle breath on me!

by Scarlett.007 January 8, 2009

breathing down your neck

someone annoying you to complete a task

When you're an hour away from the deadline for that spreadsheet of "value-adding actionable items" and your boss is breathing down your neck

by Rapture1 October 12, 2010