utter bollocks

When someone is chatting some serious shit.

Mate you're talking Utter Bollocks

by Bwils.brad August 11, 2017

dogs bollocks

of outstanding quality
originating from 1950s packaging
box, deluxe - dog's bollocks
box, standard - bog standard

my bulldog's the dog's bollocks

by Leo Sayer September 23, 2003

buggery bollocks

1. An interjection, an expression of extreme pain or frustration. See also bollocks. May be proceeded by intensifiers such as bloody.

2. Literally, a gay man's testicles.

'My colostomy bag is caught in the space-age sliding door again...buggery bollocks.'

by MerryAndy October 9, 2006

Bollock Bacon

the dry skin that flakes off you're ball sack

oh man, i found a shitload of bollock bacon in my bed this morning.

that bollock bacon needs some lotion to it

by minge_master_mike November 23, 2010

bonfire bollocks

A boy with ginger pubic hairs!

'your dad's got bonfire bollocks!!'

by :: LAURA :: November 23, 2003

the dogs bollocks

Something really cool. Something you want real bad. Used in England.

Man, that car is the dogs bollocks

by Timo April 28, 2003

bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.

Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!

by fred May 4, 2003