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BMW

The car of the jack ass drivers who always cut me off. They are usually owned by fat old businessmen who have strong alpha male type personalities who will flip you off for doing 10k over the speed limit. Avoid them on the road and key them in the parking lot.
GUY 1: WHAOH! Did you see that guy just cut me off?
GUY 2: Yeah man. He's driving waaay too fast.
GUY 3: Typical BMW.
by OriginalityPeople2991 June 9, 2010
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BMW

Bang Many Women / Banging Man Whore
I BMW and I drive a BMW, therefore I am the 'Ultimate Driving Machine' cos I hook up with tons of hot chicks.
by John Shin April 14, 2005
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BMW

"Dude im fucked up, lets walk to 7 11 and get a bmw"
by FrostburgGmpomp September 22, 2009
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BMW

"look at that BMW,"
"nice car,"
"No the Lady over there."
by ABiggerNigger December 10, 2018
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BMW

Big mouth women. Gossiping women who like to discuss things behind people's back in the office. Always generating rumors and hearsay about this and that. But act rather generous and polite in front of you...
I overheard those BMWs talking crap about John at the cafe the other day. They are annoying!
by Kevinstyle October 14, 2014
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BMW

BMW: A luxury car that places 2nd on the most prestigious and well known brands purchased by the wealthy; Tied in 2nd along with Jaguar. The Survey taken by the luxury institute which only surveys households with incomes over 200k on average. These specific cars are also known for their superior performance and reliability. This vehicle was rated not only for quality and styling but perks and experiences with the vehicle.

Regarding the nay-sayers, I take it these certain people only wish they could own and drive one of these works of art on wheels.
William just bought a new BMW M5.
by WilliamW November 2, 2006
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BMW

Bus, Metro & Walk ..... that's how broke people like me get around in Washington, D.C.
person 1: do you have transportation?

person 2: yeah... I get around

person 1: what type of car you got?

person 2: a BMW ....... bus, metro & walk
by Suffered Alien November 23, 2009
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