blowlarm clock

someone, male or female, who wakes a man up the best way.

I was sleepin' like the dead, but I set my blowlarm clock and she cleaned me out!

by DimpleHo March 13, 2009

blown

to be really high off marijuana

Damn, I just smoked 5 blunts, I'm blown!

by Ashley December 5, 2004

blowned

blowned is to superstoned like blowed.
originally from riverside ca. cus we like the way it sounds more than "blowed." it comes out the nasal passage nicely. bloooowwwnned
and a mixture of blown and blowed.

before: lets get blowned.
during: im so blowned.
after: fuuuuck im still blowned.

by supacameron August 28, 2006

Blowmance

When your friend gets a blowjob from some girl and thinks that he's in love

He thought they'd be together forever after that party, but it turned out to be a short-lived blowmance.

by ErikTheViking November 20, 2010

blowback

By it's original definition, blowback is the backwards escape of unexploded gunpowder when firing a handgun. In diplomatic terms, it is an unpredicted, negative response against a nation in regards to a diplomatic action that country has undertaken.

The United States, through its underhanded dealings with its enemies, has caused blowback many times throughout its history, leading to bad diplomatic relations and hundreds of millions of people dead.

by QueenVee January 4, 2004

blowhard

an opinionated person who talks loud and way too long on the same subject, often sensationalizing the subject matter

blowhard: insert photo of rush limbaugh

by chatsnoir January 4, 2012

Full blown muff

1) To be completely and hopelessly loaded down with work. Can be used in the same way as " In the weeds" would be used in a restaurant setting.

2) a girl with huge, overgrown pubic hair.

1) Lambchop: Meaty, can you take table 10?

Meaty: No fucking way! Im in the full blown muff over here! Steph just triple sat me and Charlie is putting out food way to fast.

2) David: Are you gonna hook up with that hippie chick?

Sherman: I was going to but I could see by the way her bikini was all puffed out she had full blown muff and I just can't get down with that.

by Badjonah September 16, 2009