Blobfish

A female that wears Dad glasses and has a funky nose, much resembling those pairs of novelty joke glasses. That also spreads around two faced lies and is known to catfish.

To his horror he awoke from a drunken night to see a blobfish in bed next to him.

by Homophones August 4, 2020

blobfish

A bitch that is uglier or as ugly as a blobfish. A mega ugly bitch.
"There's plenty of fish in the sea, so you better go fishing otherwise you're gonna be left with the blobfish"

Lady Gaga is a serious Blobfish

by Period4A March 26, 2016

blow fish

when a face is irritated by pimples and other bumps or discolorations it is on blow fish; Bloated, puffy skin.

"I can't go to the party because my face is on blow fish status right now."

by Capital Ode January 17, 2009

blow fish

a fat goth chick with lots of piercings eating pizza in a dark room by herself cutting her wrists

janelle is a blow fish

by zenzenkun April 17, 2008

Blow Fish

A not-so-slim girl who likes 2 give head

"Yo man some blow fsh last night was all over me"
"Wut you do?"
"Told that dirty ol' ho you were around some where"

by Brianne Rules June 17, 2004

Blobfish

A woman who doesn't give head

Sally is a total blobfish, she doesn't like giving blowjobs

by CheckYoSelfBitch February 26, 2017

Blobfishporn

Blobfishporn aka Levi, is the coolest, funniest person you'll ever meet.

Hey, have you met blobfishporn?
No I haven't
Dude, you're missing out!!

by Ekiriju April 18, 2021