Bloip

A Bloip is a fart that travels upwards towards the front of your legs and eventually exits out of the crease between your inner thigh and nutsack. It usually happens when sitting (often during car rides) and is caused by wearing tight pants. The bloip is characterized by it's unique and often unsettling sensation as you feel the pocket of air travel from your butthole up between your legs, and then "pop" out of either side of your ballbag, either tickling or stinging your scrotum.

Nothing makes your face look quite the way it does after a bloip.

by Cm24 November 18, 2018

blimp strats

The best way to see davey

I decided to use Blimp strats in this speedrun. It made Dead Man Walking so much quicker!

by AgentFiveSeven August 24, 2021

Blombko

Blombko is a single celled organism that owns a lighter
Blombko is also known as "Blocko", "Blok" and "cesar"

Guy1: Hey Blombko!
Blombko: 11.4 minutes.

by Blombko August 18, 2022

meat blimp

A ridiculously overweight person.

Amelia, quit eating all of my birthday cake, you fucking meat blimp!

by Djurr March 1, 2016

fat blimp

Term for a stupid person who is overweight.

I warned my overweight father not to sit on that new chair but he did so and broke it. Stupid fat blimp.

by The Real Driller May 11, 2022

Sea blimp

Derrogatory term used to refer to shonisaurus and shastasaurus

-Damm, they added shonisaurus to the Game
-really?
-yes, the sea blimp is in.

by E.darth_ek August 11, 2023

Blimpie

To recieve oral sex from a female while taking a shit.

You know you've got a quality girl when she'll give you a blimpie.

by Joel September 7, 2003