Anal Bleeder

A medical device used to rupture and drain haemorrhoids. Also often used by geriatric homosexual deviants with abovementioned problem in order to enhance ass-fucking pleasure

Oh my God Norman, stick that anal bleeder so deep in my ass that it hits my second Houston line. Shove it in so fast.

Is it in? Fuck yes. Faster, Norman, faster. Deeper! Deeper! Wait! Not so deep! Yes, that's good. Yes. Yes. Yes... I'm coming! YESSSSS!

Let me lick the blood off your wrinkly face. Yes... Suck the bleeder like a lollipop before our grandchildren get home. Yes, Norman! Let me lick it off your hairy chin.

I love you.

by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008

super bleeder

one who bleeds if you shoot them in the chest plate

guess not...super bleeder

by rachel <3's andy July 12, 2006

Bleeder

(Archaic) A person with hemophilia; a hemophiliac.

"Wait, don't hit me! I'm a bleeder!"

by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003

bleeder

A term used to describe a virgin girl whose hymen is intact at the time of her first penetration. When she is first penetrated, whether by a finger, a penis, or some other object, her hymen tears and bleeds.

I had no idea April was a bleeder when I fingered her at the movies last night. She's so cute, I thought someone would have popped her cherry by now. If I had known, I would have waited to do it with my penis. It just goes to show you that you need to ask, especially with pre-high school girls. Drat!

by BRD May 5, 2005

Blueberry

noun.
1. Queen Blue. The queen of Fruitdom. Possesses awesome fruit powers and mystical powers of randomness.
2. An expert in Ninja Nonsense.
3. A small berry that grows on a bush and is actually quite purple, in spite of its name.

"Bob knows everything!" ~Queen Blueberry

by Cassiopia&Blue November 29, 2011

Blueberry Yum-Yum

Blueberry tasting weed that Ludacris tried out before RLD and a little after Chicken-n-Beer. He talks about in his song in the Red Light District album

Ludacris:
My bag will put your stuff to shame... I got the Ultimate Mary Jane

by Dj Dirty February 19, 2005

blueberry

a delicious blu-ish fruit chock full of antioxidants!

(not a drug or some other random thing, a fruit...)

Person 1: oh, whatever is that delicious looking berry covered in whipped cream that you are eating for dessert?

Person 2: its a blueberry! and yes it is quite delicious and healthy too!

by Carlizzle January 7, 2010