bleached nigga

When you accidentally put ya nigga in the washing machine and cover him in bleach and he turns white
YO DATS A BLEACHED NIGGA
DAHTS ONE NICE BLEACHED NIGGA YOU GOT THERE. DID U BUY HIM AT THE NIGGA STORE
by MELONS676969 April 09, 2016
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anal bleaching

Cosmetic technique whereby strong bleaching solutions like hydroquinones are used to lighten the anal area. This procedure is employed by strippers, body builders, actors and actresses. Seems over time, the butticular area becomes darker (some say it's due to dark foods like coffee, others speculate it's due to staining from the bilirubin content in feces.) Either way, those who aspire to wear butt floss as swimwear or do pole dancing seem to feel a lighter sphincter will improve their image.

The treatment is said to sting quite a bit.
Canula made her third appointment for anal bleaching. Despite her husband Fafner's assurance that he found her hindquarters pleasing enough as they were, Canula felt that the skin around her inner buttocks could use a good bleaching.

The treatment stung a lot, frankly, it was worse than that case of diaper rash she remembered from that unfortunate time..well, not to dwell on past failures.

When she healed up a week later, Canula donned her best thong and did a fine striptease for Fafner on their bedroom pole. Fafner agreed, her lightened sphincter was really a lot sexier and it even glowed in the dark.

This last observation puzzled Canula.
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Bleached Elbows

There is only one thing yu need to know about bleached elbows
And it's the fact that this band is everything you will ever need in life
Bleached Elbows are awesome
by Perzephone December 18, 2019
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Injected the Bleach

An updated version of "Drank the Kool-Aid" specific to supporters of Donald J. Trump who so blindly follow them that they even defend and try to explain away his suggestion during a nationally televised news conference that "bringing light inside the body" and "injecting disinfectants" could be a possible cure for Covid-19.
"My crazy Aunt is such a Trump supporter, that she is trying to say Trump was really referring to cutting edge treatments not publicly known about yet. Even though Trump now says h is comments were sarcastic."
"Wow, she has really injected the bleach."
by Drake's Revenge April 25, 2020
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eye bleach

a product used on the eyes when disturbing content, in line with internet rule 34, has been viewed and cleansing is necessary. steel wool may also be applied in severe cases.
"Damn it, the image of it is burned into my eyes!"
"Quick, use the eye bleach to remove"
by tad2020 September 06, 2006
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get the bleach

When one says or does something so laughably stupid, lame, or weak, implying that they drink bleach and kill themselves.
"Jesus, I lost $55 in poker this weekend."
"I've got some bleach under the sink if you need it."
by Tsi April 19, 2005
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anal bleach

The cosmetic bleaching of the anus, to acheive a cleaner more aesthetic look.
I love to toss salad when a girl gets a fresh anal bleaching!
by Twitch801 November 02, 2007
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