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blunch

A Blunch is a "Surfer Dude" "Emo Kid" "Preppy Kid" or a "Skater Boy" that usually speaks with the stereotipical surfer talk.
Blunches usually have the long, shoulder length hair: Common hair color is blond, sometimes brown.
Blunches usually tend to think they are "HOT SHIT" ( Cool, Better than everyone else. )

A noun
Surfer kid : Hey bra

Normal Kid : Lets go to BLUNCH!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! <- How you would use it.
by David Gnzo October 19, 2006
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Blanche

A Blanche is a Cassandra constantly bemoaning life's hardships, but to no avail as few are listening. Things will continue as they are. Thus, in turn making Blanche a buffoon of sorts. Though an amusing one. Blanche is innocent, but misguided. A knave.
Scene: " Officer, I can't believe you're issuing me a ticket for driving in the 'car pool lane', I didn't know." The officer's response would be, "But you are, Blanche".
by CXMAN October 25, 2017
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blanchette

noun; meaning a highly offensive and mildly retarded person of uncertain ethnicity.
Did you see that smelly hobo walk by? What a blanchette!
by Likethemapples November 4, 2013
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baunch

Preface: Chode is the area between the bottom of your ball sack and your butthole.

Baunch is simply chode sweat.
His allowed his baunch to build up so much that he developed anal chafage.
by Leviathan October 27, 2004
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blanche bonin

by me October 11, 2003
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blunch

The act of punching your partner in the forehead in the event of accidental teeth scraping during a blowjob. AKA a blowjob punch.
That fine girl was giving me amazing head and all was well. That is until she cut me with her fangs so I had to blunch her good.
by blizroms December 24, 2010
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baunch

Another term that is used for a womans vagina with a negative conotation. Could be a very smelly vagina, diseased vagina, fat vagina, or a sluts vagina.
Man you need to wash your baunch, i think i'm gonna puke.
by grizzt69 March 28, 2003
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