Wank-it Blanket

The Blanket you use to masturbate

"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with!"

by ElShenanigano14 October 25, 2007

Blanket Bake

Smoking an excessive amount of marijuana underneath a held down blanket creating a hotbox effect.

Guy 1: Last night I got really high in my bed
Guy 2: Really? How?
Guy 1: I blanket baked. All the smoke was chilling right by my face.
Guy 2: Damn, that must have been an insane hotbox.

by LilErt May 27, 2018

Face Blanket

A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.

What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket

by Ryan197694 March 7, 2015

Blanket Bash

Putting a blanket over the victim and proceed to bash them

Kaitlin: "I'm going to beat you at Mario Kart"

Keira: "If you beat me buddy, I'm going to blanket bash you"

by Dancing Dwight June 14, 2011

blanket slap

When one person does something wrong but you have to smack everyone in the group to ensure no one else does the same thing.

Person 1: He wasn't complaining about me, was he?
Person 2: No, it was someone else but I had to blanket slap all of you anyway.

by VidkidVidkid May 18, 2017

snag blanket

a blanket you keep within arms reach to grab in the middle of the night at a friends house

at Joe's house; hey Joe why did you leave the window open all night, thank god I had a snag blanket.

by jlunsford2 September 8, 2018

skeet blanket

a blanket a man uses to jack off into

hang on, let me go get my skeet blanket

by tucker1995 August 1, 2018