swim bladder disease

When a fish is not moving, at the bottom of the tank, due to stressors or being scared. Stress can lead to swim bladder disease in some species, which can manifest resulting in lying at the bottom of the aquarium.

Chloho flushed her fish Rosey when she saw it still at the bottom of the tank, suffering from Swim Bladder Disease, a trauma induced by their new and beloved cat PollyAnne. "Not All Fish Float When They're Dead", said Chloho. "Yes they do", replied Rosey, last seen swimming magically in the ocean, "because all drains lead to the ocean', exclaimed Chloho's friends trying to make her feel better.

by Real Houz September 14, 2018

Caffeine Bladder

Slang, the constant need to urinate due to excessive caffeine consumption

I need to relieve myself. Again? Yes I have caffeine bladder

by OldDogg January 17, 2021

Tube bladder

When you travel on the London underground and need to take a piss, knowing full well you can't get off until your stop

*8 stops to go*

Mate I've got tube bladder I might have to get off early maybe at Camden to take a slash

by Manchatlads January 22, 2021

Bladder balls

When you need to go to the bathroom before you go to sleep, and you have to convince yourself that you don't need to but eventually you end up going, because you needed to.

"Yesterday I had TOTAL bladder balls. I had not slept for ages but I also really needed to go to the bathroom."
"Did you end up going?"
"Yeah, it was so tiring to get up."

by joulukuusi December 22, 2021

bladder rush

when at a random time you randomly had a gush of liquid run down to your bladder where you need to go to the bathroom really bad

lil ugly dude: i was randomly walking in the hallway in school eating ice and i randomly had a bladder rush and needed to use the bathroom really bad or i would pee on myself!

by silly_frenchfry March 28, 2024

make the bladder gladder

Seen in esquire magazine, a cutesy way of saying that you are going to take a piss.

I've got to go make the bladder gladder.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

the bladder burner

when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. Then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.

"cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like hell and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out"

by LiamBest February 23, 2009