A kinky hardcore sexual practice in which a man sits on a bicycle seat with his cock out while controlling the pedals and a woman sits on and rides his cock while controlling the handlebars, so they can ride the bike together while doing anal. It is recommended that the man holds the handlebars as well in order to avoid falling from the bike.
Man: C'mon, honey, it's time for our morning exercise marathon.
Woman: *moan* But I woke up so horny...
Man: Same actually.
Woman: How about we start with some bikering then?
Man: Sure. Hop on me and let's go,
Woman: *moan* But I woke up so horny...
Man: Same actually.
Woman: How about we start with some bikering then?
Man: Sure. Hop on me and let's go,
by virilebruhmmer March 18, 2020
a mountain biker who looks hot asf when he’s racing or just going fast. likes to put bros before hoes at all times… especially when he’s out shredding trails
girl 1: wow that mountain biker looks so hot when he’s racing.
girl 2: yeah, it almost makes me wanna date him!
girl 2: yeah, it almost makes me wanna date him!
by THEOFFICIALPPMAN July 05, 2021
Riding the electric bike with the homies around after smoking some zaza. Got me feeling like we're Baked Bikers. Got that good music playing. We both be baked on our bikes fading like a mf. Baked Bikers. BB!
Did you ever see those guys biking, look at their eyes, they must've smoked the good shit they must be the Baked Bikers! No DUI for them because they're Baked!
by Kyle10293 July 08, 2024
by SOAFANATIC February 08, 2022
I recovered from Covid-19 from Sturgis 2020, but got a breakthrough case at Sturgis 2021 from another Dumb Dirty Biker.
by Goldfish26 September 02, 2020
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