Biker: noun; Someone who rides a motorcycle, typically with short exhaust pipes so that they will be noticed by everyone within earshot because they are extremely insecure. This insecurity is typically further indicated by the need to travel in large groups, where everyone wears identical clothing, and mask their insecurities by attempting to bully and intimidate otherwise decent people.
"Did you hear that excessively loud motorcycle go by? I feel so sorry for that poor Biker."
by M. T. Bottle July 23, 2020
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An Old Man or a Fat Guy who Rides a Rascal Scooter
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Hes Riding One of those Fat Scooters
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Used as an insult similar to dirtbag. You call someone a biker if you think they are dirty, grouse or filthy. Used to
1 You are such a biker for tracking oil all over the rug. 2) You are such a biker for spiking oil and not cleaning up after yourself.
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n. An extremely grizzled adult with a singed beard, one eye, a drug-addled husband and three dirty kids of ill-defined parentage.

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I gots the perfect life. A harley sway back and a biker’s family. Yee haw!

That ain’t no biker’s family. You ain’t grizzled but a little.
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n. A grizzled gal with one good eye, four bad kids and an occasional husband.

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I don’t gots no money but I gots a Harley sway back and a biker’s family.
by gnostic3 August 19, 2022
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Someone who dresses like a biker to look like one
Did you see joe yesterday he looked like a total Wannabe Biker
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