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Bible thumper 

1: Complementary context.
An enthusiastic preacher or person (might sometime literally thump the Bible) that seems to know the Bible well and not be wishy-washy and not to be poitically correct. Preaches fire and brimstone. esp. as a means of exhortation or rebuke.

2: In a negative critical context.
A preacher or a person that is hypocritically critical of others, as they are often worse of the people they are chastising. A person that uses religion to try to inoculate themselves from criticism. A con artist that does know much or some of the word of God, but does not abide by it, but tries to use religion to pretend to be an honest good person for personal gain. A religious whitewash. These individuals have a tendency to be on either end of the spectrum. Spending most of their time criticizing others; or they try to do token good deeds or token crusades to try to make themselves look like saints. Often they spent most of their time criticizing others to draw attention away from their own sins. Often they spend much time making token efforts, to draw attention away from their own sins.
1: Complementary context.
Every time I asked the minister about a moral dilemma in my life; he will respond off the top of his head with a Bible verse or a religious parable to help guide me in the right direction and make sense of my dilemma and to put my dilemma in perspective. He’s a Bible thumper.

2: In a negative critical context.
Frequently the minister gave a sermon demonizing infidelity and chastising the congregation; yet it was later found out that he himself was having affairs. He’s just a Bible thumper.
Bible thumper by scheme fighter November 28, 2010
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Bible basher 

Not a satanist, and not one who bashes the Bible. A Bible Basher is someone who constantly goes around forcing the word of the bible on everyone else, and claims that everything BUT the Bible is evil. Some Bible Bashers even say music is evil because "in the bible" it says that Lucifer was the conducter of God's Orchestra, and say that Lucifer knows how music works on people so he is "hidden in the music, sending you subliminal messages"
This Bible Basher lady said to me in person that I was evil because I listen to Cradle of Filth.

bible belt 

Home to most rednecks and Christian fundementalists in the United States.
I feel sorry for non-extremist Christians living in the Bible Belt...
bible belt by B173 M3 January 14, 2009

bible outburst

Christian Bale's bible outburst: Do you want me to fucking go trash your lights? Do you want me to fucking trash 'em? Then why are you trashing my scene?

bible outburst by Thomas F. Harman February 5, 2009

bible dip 

ask the bible a question close your eyes open to a random page and put your finger on a word without looking, and whatever that word is has something to do with the answer to your question
i did a bible dip yo
bible dip by CHAA. August 9, 2006

Bible Blocked 

When a sexual encounter doesn't occur because one party is not allowed due to their religion.
I was about to fuck Kenisha until she bible blocked me.
Bible Blocked by Chasebiaotch March 30, 2010

bible belt 

Hell, a place where all good things are banned, but are performed in excess by the people that banned them
I realized I was in bible belt hell when the preacher that lead the campaign to stay a dry county was arrested for DUI, having an eight ball, and a tranny hooker on his way to church to condemn all the evil sinners
bible belt by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006