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Benjamin

Benjamin is a guy you cant really describe. It's like like an overwhelming feeling
you can t even begin to wrap your mind around. He's someone you never thought
you'd ever meet and fall for, but like love, you unexpectedly willed yourself to do.
I don't know when to begin or even how. Benjamin was my best summer romance,
and in fact, last. We may have had our own little complications but isn't that just life?
He taught me so many thing, even if he was younger. Whenever I said his name myself,

I would giggle like a little girl. But what could I say? I was a teenager in love with
my best friend and I know that's cliche but I guess that's what we were. We were
a cliche summer love and, that, I could live to promise. I'll always remember him.
A Benjamin, MY Benjamin, will always stay in your life, and that's one of the reasons

why I'm still so in love with him. I pray for him now and then and, when I'm lonely,

I think about our silly little love notes and messages. He was my inspiration for a

good two years, and he was the one reason I am who I am today. Like I said in the
beginning, Benjamin isn't someone you can just describe, but I certainly tried. It

doesn't even do him half the justice he deserves, but its the thought that counts
and nowadays I find him in my thoughts alot.
boy: the name's Benjamin
girl: I'm Emily
boy: Dick-
girl: (smiles) no but how did you know my favorite writer?
boy: let's call it fate, can I have your number?
girl: let's call it fate, and if it is, you'll guess my numbers
boy: I love you Em
girl: nicknames already Bennybabe?
boy: (kisses her) lose the Benny mi amor
by Emily Dicky June 10, 2013
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Benjamin

Benjamin is a simp, and likes to flip people off.
He is such a benjamin.
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breaking benjamin

An amazing band... who desrives more credit then they get ...also a life saving band. Cheeck em out :) And Ben Burnley is SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude: breaking benjamin kicks ass
dudette: YES INDEED THEY DO
by Super S February 6, 2005
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Benjamin Franklin

Man, if only there was cocaine back then...
And so Benjamin Franklin rose his arm above Madison's head.

"You must be this tall to be president"

Followed by tears, tiny tears.

Oh, and John Adams screams like a girl.
by AJDL;SDJ;LS August 21, 2011
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Bashful Benjamin

A man who engages in an extremely long foreplay period with his girlfriend, but before sex he flees to the closet in which he masturbates alone.
I hope that my girlfriend doesn't leave me cause I'm such a bashful benjamin.
by Matt Markese March 24, 2004
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Benjamin

A sweet, caring guy. He loves baseball, and is NEVER angry. He has big blue eyes and is never judging. He has a good soul and knows what he believes. Can be cheeky, and loves to play at the arrogant bad boy, but is really adorably humble. A Benjamin is funny, and though he may seem like a sex obsessed dick sometimes, he is noble and really cares about YOU.
Wow, that boy is SUCH a Benjamin! And my boyfriend thought HE was cute.
by therealzoe November 21, 2011
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Benjamin Franklin

Benjamin Franklin, also known as the first president of the United States, and the inventor of lightning. In 1749, Franklin invented the metal condom contraption and walked out on a stormy night to show off his new invention. As he was under a tree, lighting struck down on his dick as Franklin shouted, "OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH!" And that's how Benjamin Franklin invented lightning. Writing/typing this information on a question associated with Benjamin Franklin on a test will instantly give a perfect A+, even if other questions were incorrect.
Gonzalo: Man, I wonder how lightning works.
Harold: Benjamin Franklin invented lighting you fucktard!
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