beating off

see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking

i love to beat off in wierd places

by rhcpgod August 12, 2003

Muffler bearing

This is a "made up" term used on the popular Trinidadian, automobile website to determine who really knows about cars. Cars do not carry muffler bearings.

When last did you change your muffler bearings?

by drebel_3 February 17, 2010

verbal beating

When a person verbally communicates rude words with a rude tone of voice to express their anger toward another person(s).

"Wow, Martha just gave Susan a verbal beating over the phone after she found out that she lied about being with Tom last night."

by Nena1987 January 28, 2015

Binge Beating

When you ejaculate multiple times in a row with no breaks in between. Multiple jack sessions back to back.

I tried going to sleep but got distracted binge beating.

by Colby is your daddy February 21, 2020

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

chest beating

1)Doing an action for the sole purpose of being a show off
2)Trying to outmatch someone else

Brotatoe 1: Bro! I can bench like 300 pounds.

Brotatoe 2: Dude! I can bench like 300 chicks!
Girl: Are you guys done chest beating? I would like to finish this game of Monopoly.

by BorkTheStork December 14, 2014

Child Bearing Hips

Hips that possibly fool, however also trigger a man's innate sense of attraction to women who have the ability to bear children.

That girl could catch it. She has those child bearing hips and a fuck me gut.

by Oscar the Pedophile August 3, 2009