Barn Mucker

Someone who enjoys having sex with the elderly.

You are such a barn mucker, stop fishing for hoes at the bingo hall!

by Schlongdong69 January 16, 2019

barnacle hog

When you frig a pig and you find sea creatures on your hog the next day.

Tiano checks for barnacle hog on the regular, maybe I should too. Dick's in the dirt.

by joeyfingaz April 23, 2019

cock barnacle

(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.

man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.

man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?

by lanstopher March 5, 2009

park barn

1. Anywhere that nobody really knows where it is.
2. Any unspecified location that can be referred to as where something is.

A: Where's the gig?
B: Park barn

A: Where did I leave my keys?
B: Park barn

A: Where did these barn eggs come from?
B: They're park barn eggs.

A: How do I get to London?
B: Take a left at Park Barn

by ashleysbrain March 13, 2009

bar barnacle

(N) an unattractive person at a bar or pub who is always there. When a customer approaches the bar it is unavoidable to get a drink without being attacked by this unattractive person.

Bro, this girl is always here at this bar. Does she live here?! Every time I try to get a drink I get attacked by that bar barnacle.

by JMEHL October 16, 2014

Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

by BigJustice April 16, 2009

Take it to the barn and ring the bell

Synonym phrases:

"Let's wrap this up"

"Let's finish this out"

Well, I think it's time we take it to the barn and ring the bell.

by Pandagirl13 November 17, 2016