Baldi

Baldi means you are acting goofy or acting dumb

That man doesn’t know what he’s talking about he’s a baldi.

by bahut6 May 1, 2021

cheese baldy

When you have a corn nut stuck up your butt the the only thing you can use to get it out is a wet fart

Person 1: ugh there is a corn nut stuck in my butt
Person 2: just wet fart it out it’s called a cheese baldy

by Dangerous golf ball June 9, 2021

Staldy baldy

Its bald but cooler yo
All the cool kids r sayin it

Damn avert your eyes man that guy over there mustve polished his staldy baldy recently.

by Soggy stu February 13, 2023

Baldy

Individuals bestowed upon this title shall wield great powers to eradicate all hair.

I am a baldy :D

by Baldy_Ametrinxy May 16, 2022

Baldi

Great teacher due to his incredible hearing abilities! He can not only tell where any sound came from, but who made it too!

Baldi whipped my ass.

by thisisnotatest69 February 18, 2024

Baldy

A person from Darndale, usually male, with an odd, egg like, appearance.

Let's all go laugh at the baldy.

by Mehoop July 2, 2019

baldy downlow

Ugly white boy with missing teeth who has to have a girlfriend and kids by his side to hide the fact that he secretly likes to be bent over and given it hard by another man in the butt. He has been this way for years and has to hide it because he talks so much shit about others and knows everybody will laugh at him. His girlfriends secretly know about this and have tried to remain on their side but he ends up messing up the relationship because he drinks so much and tries to sleep with anybody and everybody. Also has to constantly speak down on other females to make himself feel better because his butthole still hurts from the the big cucumber his girl shoved up his but the night before without using lube.

Oh he takes it in the butt? What a baldy downlow.

by Niggabitchbullyxxx October 25, 2019