bmw 

not a car. it's a black mans willy!

you can't drive this bmw but you can ride it.

bmw by harray shipmonay March 21, 2008

bmw 

Big man whore, ( BMW )

A bloke who sleeps around!
" That Jason is a BMW, "
" That Jason is a BMW 750i with large rims!!!"

bmw by mr easton January 10, 2008

BMW 

Acronym for Black, Mexican, White. Apparently used as a term in some countries

Aunt: So whats the status on Daves marriage? Not a BMW I hope?
Mom: Nope
David: Whats a BMW?
Everyone: Black, Mexican, & White

BMW by bothater3000 August 15, 2008

BMW 

-Brand of Car

-Black Mans Weiner

1. I have my BMW parked in my driveway.

2. Mom has her BMW parked in her bed.

BMW by californialove May 22, 2007

BMW 

stands for:
Boner
Material
Women

person A: Look at that fine women!!
person B: Dayum!! she's a BMW!!

BMW by IloveFacebook123 May 13, 2011

BMW 

Big Military Wife. This is the type of woman somewhat desperate 18-20 year old military men marry before being deployed. The women tends to outweigh the man by 1.5 times.

"Did you hear about Joe being deployed to Afghanistan?"

"Yeah I heard he picked up a BMW in Vegas right before he left."

BMW by MysteriousMD2 October 18, 2011

bmw 

An extension of the penis and ego.

Hi, I have a BMW. Give me head bitch.

bmw by Chronos revolution April 1, 2008