asspiper

Take a fucking guess.

That creepy man across the street appears to be an asspiper.

by Darghy March 21, 2005

Assititus

Undocumented medical condition resulting in chronic foul breath. The stinch resembling that of one who's consumed an extra large shit sandwich. Not to be confused with the garden variety halitosis, assititus has the ability to literally steal your breath away, peel the paint off of walls, and to cling to anyone within talking distance of the sufferer.

Offering a sufferer of assititus a breath mint,Tic-Tac, or gum to subdue the offensive smell is useless, as the result is similar to spraying airfreshner after taking a healthy dump, your left now with the scent of shitty roses or shitty pines...still shitty none the less.

Listerine couldn't put a dent in what's ailing his mouth, he's got a case of assititus.

by C.A. Stallworth April 24, 2006

Asspatch

A small cloth used for the wiping of smelly asses.
a) A host place for the abundant growth of asses.
b) A cut of leather or another select material designed for the covering of unaesthetically pleasing asses.

I hope that when you die, your corpse will provide for a lush and thriving asspatch.

by Nicole Chang 2 March 4, 2009

asspie

Someone or something that is either stupid or is really stupid.

What an asspie! I can't belive he ate that dead cat.

by Dr Barnyard J. Messiah May 9, 2003

asspirate

a male homosexual who joy fucking ass

mike is an asspirate,he wants to fuck your ass.

by n/a November 30, 2002

Assitus

a disease that causes the sufferer to shake their ass frequently at random times.

Tina: "What's wrong with her? Why does she keep dancing?"

E: "She suffers from Assitus so she can't help it."

by Auni March 26, 2009

assmite

dumb ass

by Anonymous April 17, 2003