Unreliable, bulky, slow, stupid, spyware admitting, self centered virus disguised as an ISP that is own3d by Firefox with a DSL line.
me: This Sucks! i'm getting a third party DSL line and firefox
aol fuckwad: We have aol for broadband, it would work with dsl
me: but you dont take it in the ass from Firefox, Faggot!
aol fuckwad: but we only cost and arm and a leg!
me: what part of "fuck off and die you stupid piece of shit" dont you understand!
aol fuckwad: We have aol for broadband, it would work with dsl
me: but you dont take it in the ass from Firefox, Faggot!
aol fuckwad: but we only cost and arm and a leg!
me: what part of "fuck off and die you stupid piece of shit" dont you understand!
by Salem March 24, 2005
by Dash November 02, 2003
by Nick Ang July 05, 2006
An awful ISP that ruins everything it touches. Only douchebags and losers use it. AOL provides the worst service possible. I know somone that actually still uses AOL. He tries to commit suicide daily, but we always catch him in the act. Damn you AOL! Your shitty service is going to cost us an aquaintance!
Me: Man, you hear about Joe?
Steve: No, what happened?
Me: His AOL kicked him off for the fifth time this hour, so he slit his wrists. He'll be ok, but we've got to get him onto a more reliable service.
Steve: I've got some old Prodigy disks at home; will that work?
Me: Hmm... a 14 year old dead ISP provider vs AOL. Yeah, Prodigy wins.
Steve: No, what happened?
Me: His AOL kicked him off for the fifth time this hour, so he slit his wrists. He'll be ok, but we've got to get him onto a more reliable service.
Steve: I've got some old Prodigy disks at home; will that work?
Me: Hmm... a 14 year old dead ISP provider vs AOL. Yeah, Prodigy wins.
by Hano-Bano February 29, 2008
Anarchy On Line
I had this for about a year, the worst year online of my life. Never get it, takes about 3 and a half hours to dial up and when u finally get online you get disconnected within about half a minute.
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Annoying
Irritating
I had this for about a year, the worst year online of my life. Never get it, takes about 3 and a half hours to dial up and when u finally get online you get disconnected within about half a minute.
Also see
Annoying
Irritating
by DannyC October 17, 2005
1. The suckiest internet provider in the world. AOL will never give you highspeed internet, even you you paid them to (which you do.)
2. The most costly, yet slowest, internet provider on earth.
2. The most costly, yet slowest, internet provider on earth.
Example 1: AOL internet sucks my hairy, tick-infested, monkey balls.
Example 2: If AOL went any slower, it would being going backwards. (which I think, now, it actually is!)
Example 2: If AOL went any slower, it would being going backwards. (which I think, now, it actually is!)
by Howard Steintenbrooker October 03, 2006
1)Some big internet company in America that wants ur MONEY!!!!!!!
2)Some big internet company in America that keeps mailing u free discs to try their internet.
2)Some big internet company in America that keeps mailing u free discs to try their internet.
1.Damn i got another aol cd...hmm hey boy u wanna play frisbee?
2.Why the fuck am I getting aol cd's in Canada?
2.Why the fuck am I getting aol cd's in Canada?
by joe March 28, 2005