Nig Alert

Similar to a (Sig Alert). A Nig Alert is a warning to the public that members of the African American community are upset over a court ruling or a jury decison in a court case that they do not agree with, thus prompting them to demonstrate or cause civil unrest.

The jury just came back with a not guilty verdict on that white deputy that was charged with roughing up the black gangbanger, someone better issue a Nig Alert.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

Alberta Lane Change

Switching rapidly across three lanes of traffic without checking your blind-spot or signalling.

Normally practised in Alberta by mulleted folk in pick-up trucks listening to Billy-Ray Cyrus.

Person 1 "Did you see that guy cut me up!!
Person 2 "He just pulled the old Alberta Lane Change on you"

by kop1975 May 17, 2007

Aleta

n. A pretty random girl. Pretty awesome. Pretty hot. Pretty face. Used to look like Dora. Maybe a little skanky. Somewhat depressed, but knows how to have a good time. Likes guys, and lots of them. Likes weed a little and is too smart for her own good. However she doesn't know what she wants to do ever and feels like time moves too fast. Doesn't care much about what other people think of her and can be a very deep thinker. She's nice when she wants to be and is a bitch when needed. Lots of guys love her and lots of girls hate her. Also known as Eta, Dora, Bacon, Horndogg

Boy 1: so who do you like mann?
Boy 2: oh that one girl, Aleta. She's got big tits.

by Quellywellybear December 21, 2008

alertification

An alert specifically set up to let you know of a notification.

I am going to set up an Alertification to Reezys videos, brah

by Pastores January 11, 2017

Alert Manager

A pice of shit alarming tool that is guaranteed to slow down productivity and completely destroy morale where ever it is implemented.

I would rather dry hump an AIDS infected cactus than have to use Alert Manager.

by D0nkypunch March 7, 2018

food alert

n. 1. the sudden hunger that occurs when you aren't thinking about your next meal, but it's time to eat, and eat now you must.
n. 2. the announcement of the condition of hunger, made know to fellow coworkers or others in the vicinity.

Matt says, 'I've been in the meeting for two hours. I am having a SERIOUS food alert!!'
Kelly says, 'Me too, I'm hungry, let's get lunch.'

by bridegirl December 5, 2009

Sniff Alert

When you are taking a dump in a public bathroom and you here someone walk in and you either sniff or cough so the person doesn't walk into your stall and make the rest of dump awkward.

*Person walks in* You: Sniff Sniff Cough Intruder: Oh, you're shitting in here. Thanks for the sniff alert

by DHGTV123 May 27, 2011