Pie wrappering

Using a pie wrapper to masturbate into while driving

Did you hear about that Auckland grammar teacher Simon Toon? He was caught pie wrappering by a student.

by BMurderface July 17, 2015

booby-wrapped

a gift wrapped with things such as duct tape to make it virtually impossible to open

Dude 1: Dude how long has he been at the booby-wrapped present

Dude 2: 2 hours but what he doesn't know is that it is tighty whities

Dude 1: that is some good booby wrapping

by zasquatch December 21, 2009

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp Club

Euphemistic saying referring to a nonexistent club for elites that provide themselves special priveleges and opportunities that are not for the otherwise "Joe the Plumber" type people (i.e. they are not affluent enough or in a prestigious enough position to allow them access to the powers of the exclusive club)

A judge was pulled over for tailgating and honking at an unmarked police car, but thanks to being part of the bacon wrapped shrimp club, the judge got away without a citation or warning.

by pianoman54321 February 4, 2021

bacon wrapped frog cock

When miss piggy gives Kermit the frog pig head.

"It's going to be a bacon wrapped frog cock when im done with you boy."

by Autoniic August 7, 2022

Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic

A person who portrays them self as ethically and spiritually sound but, are contradicting to their beliefs. The organic nature of the cucumber refers to the morals of the individual, who usually preaches ones morality. The plastic wrapping is a metaphor of the betrayal to their own beliefs. For example; Nathaniel is an outspoken advocate for the prevention of animal cruelty but can be often found at 3am eating at McDonalds.

Organic cucumber wrapped in plastic was coined by Jasmin V, 24th November 2018

"Have you met the new PR executive? They're such an Organic Cucumber Wrapped in Plastic."

by A Gherkin November 23, 2018

wapper

A word used among many friendly cocaine users to describe the narcotic itself.

Yo bro, would you mind stylin me out with a nice wapper.

by wapperking August 4, 2011

Wrapped

(adj): To have a condom on.

Girl: The test came back positive. You're the father!
Boy: Aww, hell nah! I was wrapped every time we did it!

by VFaux January 23, 2011