Ruby’s Workout Regime

A pornographic comic on shadbase.

Hey, have you seen the new Ruby’s Workout Regime post on shadbase?

by Thesnekthatsmelesbeck May 5, 2018

hot topic workout program

an eating disorder

“wow how did you loose all that weight so fast”

“I started the hot topic workout program what the fuck do you think”

by (this is a self drag) September 27, 2018

Post-Cum Workout

When you masturbate again right after cumming.

So bro i just got done with my Post-Cum Workout regime and i swear my arm is getting bigger by the day.

by PressF4inthechatwhileholdALT January 26, 2020

workoutting

The same thing as working out only better.

Bojidar is workoutting and will be finished soon.

Bojidar, did you finish workoutting yet?

when will i get a chance to workoutting

by [bud] pwns j00 July 10, 2003

Pre-Workout

Taking a massive dump usually before working out.

Man I gotta take a huge pre-workout.

by Decessum April 16, 2011

Workout Boner

(n.) Visible excitement regarding the activity at hand. Generally caused by, but not limited to, working out, especially in awkwardly short shorts.

It's unsettling to be trapped on a treadmill 5 feet away from a guy with his workout boner for fitness.

I have such a workout boner for Qdoba right now.

by CaptFishsticks January 22, 2014

Jordan Workout

An intense workout adminsitered by a superior instructor who is a specieman of atheltic prowess. Trainees of a "Jordan Workout" often feel sheepish and lackluster at best.

A: Hey Bobby, wanna do a Jordan Workout tomorrow?
B: Ah man, wish I could. Last time I did one of those I felt like such a pussy. The feeling sat with me for awhile until I saw my therapist.
A: Wow, wanna do Zumba instead?
B: I'm game

by Monday-International Chest Day April 30, 2020