one-eyed wooly booger

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.

Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!

by heywoodjablowme August 31, 2006

The Wooly

When a girls pubic hair is so long you floss your teeth while eating her out.

Bruh I just got The Wooly from Amanda last night. Her pubic hair was so long it flossed my teeth.

by retr0_392 September 27, 2022

Senior Wooly

A psychological bias when you think that your abilities are better when you’re high than when you’re sober

Grace: “look I am at eating this demogorgon!!”
Alex: dude that’s just Senior Wooly

by Smokinhotunitato November 21, 2021

Wooly toothpick

To unplug a used tampon with your teeth

What’s that smell...oh no it’s a wooly toothpick

by Jimmy887222 September 27, 2020

wooly bugger

An unkept vagina.

She had a wooly bugger between her legs.

by D J Writeready October 9, 2023

Wooly

Wooly from amanda the adventurer, a cutie

Amanda: Wooly had an accident. When a friend has an accident sometimes NOBODY can help them... But we can try!
Wooly: No Amanda! I-I-I'm fine!

by OpalTheOpossum_Penny May 28, 2023

Wooly Hatter

A person with below average intelligence who lives in an area of severe urban deprivation, & is worse than a chav, & continually wears a wooly (or woven material) type hat in all types of weather & even indoors.

I wouldn't go to that area as it is full of Wooly Hatters

by Steinman July 25, 2007