boredom woody

Spontaneous erection resulting from tedious inactivity (ie. long car trips, chick flick type movies, etc.)

I had to have a lady friend relieve my boredom woody midway through our trip to the beach.

by SmithT July 14, 2007

Woody

an erect penis

whoa dude whenever i see that chick dude its like dude she gives me a woody

another variation:
i woke up this morning with early morning wood

by biggie August 22, 2003

Air Woody

The imaginary erection a woman gets when she's excited about something.

She had an air woody when her boyfriend told her that he was going to buy her the red dress she liked.

by Goosey Goose January 9, 2011

this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read

I SWEAR IF I GET ONE MORE GRAMMARLY AD I WILL ACTUALLY LOSE MY SHI-

grammarly ad dude: this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read
ANY PERSON: AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by [insert user here] January 22, 2022

Woody

adj./adv.

1. to be awesome beyond imagination 2. to be so ridiculously good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart with a huge dong.

noun

1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does, do, or did.

verb

1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude. 4. to impregnate any woman within a 50 yard radius.(no fattys)

1. "Got Wood?" aka "Do you possess an audience with the Gods?
2."At breakfast on the first day, Woody created God, then told Him to go play."

by The_Pecker February 5, 2010

whadyamean

An expression used by people who are querying for an explanation due to bewilderment. In using it, you infer that the speaker is crazy. The word itself is slang for "What do you mean?'.

Whadyamean you broke it off with Jack Klugman, Snooki? That man is a LEGEND.

by TenderTalons October 16, 2010

woodyboater

one who enjoys and appreciates the heritage and history of an antique or classic wooden boat

a haven on the internet for those inflicted with the senseless love of wooden boats

woodyboater.com, an on line blog with a new story everyday

I became a woodyboater and I'll never go back to fiberglass

I went to woodyboater today and laughed so hard my coffee came out my nose

I will hang out with the woodyboater guys in Tavares this spring

by WoodyM January 25, 2011