Starfish Wiener

A terrible wiener in which has been split into 4 parts. It is still under debate whether two of it's flaps used to be it's balls, but one thing is for certain...it exists...and it continues to plague internet forums around the world till this day. It's only one true weakness is the much dreaded octacock.

When somebody is attacked by a link to this dreaded starfish, it is known as Starfish Rolled. Not many have survived an encounter with this mighty beast...maybe one day the octacock will return and save us all.

Chuck: Hey Bill, check this out!

*Sends link to starfish wiener*

Bill: GOD DAMMIT! I've been Starfish rolled like 5 times today! GAH!!!!!!

*silence*

Chuck: Bill? You there? oh no...the Starfish Wiener must have gotten him...

by Von Mannshaft March 6, 2009

wiener

1. A hot dog
2. A hound-like dog

1. I really enjoy putting long, thick wieners in my mouth.
2. Rub my wiener for good luck.

by qwerty9C1 January 11, 2008

wienerschmuzzle

a restraint on free speech or expression due to a an intentionally placed penis in the mouth.

Mary in the next cube over needed to be quiet so the office used a wienerschmuzzle.

Get the wienerschmuzzle she's blabbing again!

by TootsSF June 20, 2008

Wiener Wedgie

a wedgie formed in the front, by having your boxers to small. These ride up into your balls and cause your dick to fall out, forming a wiener wedgie.

"Dude, I've had a wiener wedgie all day." "Wow... you're fucked up"

by thepinksock May 28, 2009

Wiener Hassling

The act of violently urging someone to examine your "wiener" (penis), and give you a detailed report.

Dude, earlier on, i was in Starbucks when an old man pulled down his pants and started Wiener Hassling me. He said, "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY WIENER!!!"

by Wiener dude August 16, 2009

Wiener Whistler

A gay slur.

That Richard Simmons guy is a real wiener whistler.

by CocoSantango January 26, 2011

Justin Wiener

A much more apt way of saying Justin Bieber.

They are making Justin Wiener dolls.

by Ereck Flowers January 7, 2011