websturbate

surfing the web,(usually out of boredom) as a person surfed the channels on the television in the 1980's 90's with hopes that something will spark interest.

Last night I came home, websturbated, and the next thing I knew, three hours had gone by!

by DrDisney July 30, 2007

Webcamograph

A picture taken with a webcam.

"Why does Amy's picture look so grainy?"
"Can't you tell? It's a webcamograph."

I was too lazy to look for my camera, so I webcamographed myself instead.

by laboratoire December 21, 2008

webcam vision

A few hours after you smoked all the majiurana in the world and you are so high you may experience webcam vision. Webcam vision is when you are high and your head is moving but your vision is staying on one object, or also when you look at something but the vision doesn't come to you a few minutes later because your head is on such over load. It only really happens if you have a extremely low tolerance, it's like one of your first 5 times doing it, or you are extremely baked. If you ever have webcam vision it is one of the most awesome things in the world. There is also flashing webcam vision when the object your mind is stuck on starts flashing like a strobe light, and you think there is a mother fucking earthquake.

Person 1: ok bye Marissa see you later. Person 2: bro Marissa left 5 minutes ago. Person 1: sorry dude this fuckin webcam vision is messing with me.

Person 1: dude what the fuck I'm moving and nothing else around me is, it is all just saying the same. Person 2: bro u got a serious case of webcam vision.

Person 1: hey Shawn who brought this strobe light? Person 2: dude u just got a fucked up case of flashing webcam vision there ain't no strobe light here.

by Mcallister jupie December 7, 2013

webcam sex

Web cam sex is when a whore and a person watch each other playing with there wussies. Some person is watching an other person (can be woman, both woman, male, pets etc.) while masturbating and moaning like horny animals. This can also be used for webcam sites where you can watch webcam sex free.

person 1: Hey babe want to come watch me live free on FreeBestCams.net? We can have webcam sex!
Person 2: Oh fuck yeah! Show me your tits and insert a lampshade in your anus!

by 234223423434 February 28, 2017

websticles

When you ejaculate on your pubic hairs and the semen gets tangled between them.

Girl: Why are your pubes so sticky?

Guy: Ah shit. The wank spider's been at it again and gave me websticles.

by waterguy12 August 10, 2017

Webster Method

A method for getting rid of crabs. First, you must shave everything from your neck down to your knees except for one testicle. Wait for roughly 24 hours before starting the next phase. After completing that you will get a bucket of ice water, a strip of cellophane, lighter fluid, and a lighter. Wrap you penis in the cellophane and then apply the lighter fluid to the unshaven testicle. Straddle yourself over the bucket of water (have it decently close to your testicle) and ignite your testicle. After no more than 5 seconds you will squat down until your testicle is fully submerged and the fire is out. At this point remove the cellophane from your penis and check for any burns.

Excellent work, you are now crab free.

Guy 1: Hey man, I think this bitch gave me crabs the other night. You know any tricks to get rid of them?

Guy 2: Yes man, its simple. Just use the Webster Method.

by EvilEye93 August 19, 2020

Webster

A standard unit of lateness on a Chinook flying sortie. 1 Webster equals landing 15 mins late.

George’s sortie overran again by 2 Webster’s

by 28 Sqn July 1, 2023