Wattpad

A story platform for cringy, cliché, and stereotypical stories. You can read and write there blah blah blah

Random Person: "Hey! Have you used Wattpad?"
Random Person 2: "Uhh yeah, the stories there are literally cringe and stereotypical"

by BPM_31 October 22, 2022

Wattpad

An app to read stories that includes anything from romance to a Shrek fanfiction. If you download you may lose your innocence and your will to live.

Shrek: What have you read recently?
Person: A fanfiction of you, on wattpad.
Shrek: No way…

by peachesandshrek November 23, 2022

Wattpadding

-the act of reading Wattpad fanfictions and not being in the mood of anyone else disturbing you

"Hey, what are you up to?"

"Oh, I'm wattpadding. Don't bother me, I'm in the zone."

by mochi🍓🧸 February 19, 2023

wattpad

a writing platfrom for horny girls,people with daddy issues and badly written fanfics

person 1: dude i just went on wattpad its a hell hole there
person 2: yea its for horny girls and people daddy issues
person 1: but i have daady issuses
person 2: then its made for you

by sal? February 22, 2023

Wattpad

a running joke within the writing community

it is extremely valued by readers worldwide and if threatened will be viciously protected by lonely, mentally ill teenagers.

"Wattpad is why I have not gotten more than 3 hours of sleep on a daily basis"

by areyougayhomie April 8, 2023

wattpad fanfiction fever

Picture this: you're chillin' like a penguin in a sauna, minding your own business, when suddenly your brain starts doing the Macarena and insists it's time to write a Wattpad fanfiction. This condition, scientifically known as "Imaginative Scribblemania," strikes at the most inconvenient times, like when you're supposed to be adulting or sleeping.

Now, brace yourself for the twisty plot noodles: you're not just writing any fanfic; you're resurrecting the mythical legends, Domique Ash and Sofia Hex. These two are like the Avengers of your imagination, and their fans are thirstier for their comeback than a dehydrated cactus in the Sahara.

Satanas : Caught in the grip of Wattpad Fanfiction Fever, Emily concocted a wildly imaginative tale where Cristiano Ronaldo traded his cleats for wizard robes, casting spells on the soccer field while Domique Ash and Sofia Hex cheered from the sidelines.

by elpelodelaconchadejungkook August 9, 2023

wattpad

the place where 12 year olds innocence goes to die.

12 y/o: "hey, i downloaded wattpad to write a book!"
20 y/o: "oh no.."
12 y/o: "and anime books and-"
20 y/o: "ohhhhh no"

by the_neighbors_kid August 15, 2023