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Slave Wasted

Getting hammered as fuck. Beyond blacked out, requires liquor of extremely high proof or countless beers. Originally coined by the hard-drinking Flagstaffrican slaves of the Arizona territories.
Person 1: Hey, you down to drink tonight?

Person 2: Yeah man, let's get fucking slave wasted!!
by Salty Sailor Seaman September 10, 2011
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Wheezy Waiter

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.

Wheezy Waiter is as popular as other video content creators who are defined on Urban Dictionary.

Craig calls himself Wheezy Waiter, because when he started creating videos for the internet, he was working as a waiter and because he has asthma. (He no longer works as a waiter.)

In his videos, Craig often creates vocabulary that catches on very quickly and begins to be widely used on the internet, including the terms doobly-doo and noodle boiler, which already appear on UD.

Wheezy Waiter videos have many repeated themes, including: use of slap bracelets to celebrate, clones of Craig punching each other, winks that make a dinging sound, music playing when Craig's chair slides across carpet, Craig playing a version of his mother who stands at the window and profanely criticizes him, and lots of attention to Craig's beard, which has become Wheezy Waiter's trademark. (Wheezy Waiter viewers are referred to as beardlovers.)

There are also long series of videos on a single theme, such as a long series of videos he did of song puns using breakfast items (Eggs over Easy E, Braneater, Iggy Pop Tart, Barack Obomelette, to name a few). His longest-running series is Free Bagel Friday, when he punches his boss to steal his boss' bagel.
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Wheezy Waiter is the greatest non-Ze-Frank vlogger of all time. - John Green, another content creator who's defined on UD
by martha_s February 6, 2010
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wasterbate

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.
"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"
by Toffer92 April 13, 2010
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walter the dog

walter the iconic dog of all and reins superior
do not mess with this absolute unit
did you hear when walter the dog said hello MIKE
by michealrosen April 16, 2020
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goodbye waiter

A person who will publicly announce their intention to leave a place, whether it be in real life or on the internet, but will not actually leave until enough people have said 'bye' to them. Often, they will re-announce their intention of leaving multiple times.
"Man, Chris, is such a goodbye waiter. I don't know why he needs everyone in the place to acknowledge that he's leaving, he must be insecure about something."
by jsheppar January 2, 2009
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Flash Washer

A Flash Washer is someone in your office that briefly runs their hands (sometimes just fingers) under the water after using the restroom. Basically stating that their restroom activity did not warrant a soap and warm water hand washing.
I'm not eating anything that Donna brings to the pot luck on Thursday, she's a Flash Washer.
by GorgeousPC August 24, 2013
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Wiese-wasted

belligerent drunkenness to the point of incoherence and foolishness accompanied by an uncontrollable bladder.
Man, I got wiese-wasted last night and now I can't find my car keys
by Bacaflaka January 4, 2014
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