walking the penguin

female masturbation

Where is Joann? She in her room, walking the penguin.

by bling182 December 17, 2008

Walking Viagra

Girl so hot she gives you an instant hard on.

Megan is walking viagra, she gets me hard every time I see her.

by BahRalSucks January 27, 2021

The Walking Dead

A show better than fucking coronation street:)

Person: Did your watch coronation street last night?
Amazing person: No thats shit, I did watch the walking dead tho

by Nunyahhhhh February 12, 2018

Walping

The act of assaulting a young whale, or a fat child.

Yesterday I saw some of those activists walping... what hypocrites.

by Whale_Walper June 17, 2016

Dan Watkins

The 'Dan Watkins' is a party trick characterised by the forceful and charismatic insertion of penis into the neck of a beer bottle.

Guy 1 - Hey man, i just did a Dan Watkins!
Guy 2 - Wow, congratz!

by OHSHITWTF December 21, 2012

wanking ears

'Wanking ears' is the expression for the vastly increased sensitivity of one's hearing while they are masturbating. This is a protection system so that no-one will walk in on you while masturbating, which could be an extremely embarrassing experience. Even the slightest footsteps out in the hallway will be picked up by your "wanking ears", and by the time this person comes into the room, should they decide to, you will have had time to close down the pornographic website/video you were watching, and zip up your jeans.

Similar to beer goggles, which is the effect of alcohol on sight, this is the effect of masturbation on auditory awareness.

<Pete> brb, wank
<Dave> isn't your mum in?
<Pete> it's ok, my wanking ears will protect me

by Strach May 16, 2006

Pentatonic Wanking

Overuse of the pentatonic scale in music . The definition of SHITTY GUITAR SOLOS

One by metallica is a good song, but the solo is just pentatonic wanking and fucking tapping

by Knibnobber February 10, 2015