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Wipe Wednesday

Wipe Wednesday is when you only wipe your ass on Wednesday's because it is when you get pegged by your girlfriend, commonly referred to as such due to the correlation of wednesday being called “humpday” and the humping motion used to peg
I’m so excited to get pegged this wipe wednesday
by rn30 April 20, 2024
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Wipe one

to masturbate (typically in a quick manor, as to save time)
Hold up mate, I gotta wipe one out first!”
“She’s fugly, rather wipe one then root her”
by Dead step sister April 7, 2024
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wipe or let it crust

"Wipe or let it crust" is a definition used when you poop, they ask if you wipe your ahh or leave it be
"Sry for the wait i just shat"
"Did you wipe or let it crust?"
by edindzekofanboy January 2, 2025
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wipe irl

The term "wipe irl" is an offensive internet slang used to insult individuals who are sexually attracted to feces. It is a derogatory way to mock or belittle someone by suggesting they need to "wipe" themselves in real life (IRL), implying that their interest or fetish is so extreme or disgusting that they are literally covered in feces. This term is often used to express extreme disgust or to shame someone for their sexual preferences, particularly coprophilia, which is the paraphilia involving sexual arousal from feces or defecation.

It's important to note that using such terms to insult or demean others is harmful and contributes to a culture of stigma and shame around sexual preferences. Everyone deserves respect and dignity, regardless of their sexual interests, as long as those interests are consensual and do not harm others.
"ugh, jared should definitely wipe irl, i saw they search history and i am beyond DISTURBED 🤮"
by silly guy on the internet January 23, 2025
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Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).
You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.
by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025
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memory wipe

A real dumb ass, someone who doesn't get it, as if they've lost their mind.
You know not what you speak of, memory wipe.
by WordMan1965 March 31, 2014
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Razzy Wipe

Dry humping someones back whilst they work
Dave: Bobby, go give the new lad a Razzy Wipe
by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019
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