wide load

A person who is quite large, to the point that they waddle and sway back and forth when they walk.

Person 1:Check out that wide load traversing on the floor!
Person 2: Lolz

by Lolzpartycat June 20, 2011

Wide Walker

One who walks with their feet overequidistant to one's shoulder width.

Wide walkers are known to strut in close proximity to attractive women.

When Kyle bends his knees it allows him an opportunity to modify his stance in preparation for the incoming offensive visitor

number doppel nein wide walker who has enough speed in full tilt crouch wide bullet kinesthetic motion to pass by intredefensiv Kyle who usually angles opponents from the centre towards a full body contact collision at the boards to protect the neutral zone.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 22, 2016

Wide swath

What you cut in your coming of age as a gentleman caller.

Bob grew up in DC & cut a wide swath with women of loose morals.

by Storm_84 July 10, 2017

Wide Elliot

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Wide Elliot is very seggsy😩

by wideelliot March 3, 2021

Wide Andrew

A honorary title for a wide, thicc man with big fat tiddies and an ass so big you can use it as a pillow to sleep on. A so-called "Wide Andrew" often engages in illegal activities, such as being arrested for putting marijuana in a haze machine and illegally traveling to the United Arab Emirates to get some Papa John's pizza. The term was first used to describe the 16th century Polish musician and composer Andrzej Chojnackiziakyz Widenzeski, who was the widest human ever recorded by scientists.

"Woah dude, look at how big her fat ass is"
"it's pretty small compared to Wide Andrew's dumptruck of an ass"

by Mr. Dinglebin August 26, 2022

Wide Wiener

When you get a girthy wiener dog that is really horny for anyone that looks like Frodo from The Lord of the Rings.

My Wide Wiener named Owen is so fucking horny bro! I lost him for days after he ran off to New Zealand looking for Frodo, I should've never shown him Frodo's Thick Wiener

by Widest Wiener March 16, 2023

wide back

A fat ass back with rolls.

Example: Damn her back wide asf with her wide back ass

by Frankberry123 June 13, 2023