wassels

Wassels be what ye doth youst;

upon moonlit fjords after a sucessful pillage;

swords laid crimson with the blood of thine vanquished foe.

The King doth wake to night,
and takes his rouse,
Keepes wassels and the swaggering vpspring reeles,
And as he dreines his draughts of Renish downe,
The kettle Drum and Trumpet thus bray out
The triumph of his Pledge.

"Rejoice forthwith ye heathen! Thy enemies lie fallen; and the spoils of battle be upon thee! A youst of wassels!"

by I be Roliung, ye xefe! August 19, 2004

Waspeye

A wapeye is a pathalogical bullshitter, usually a bloke, usually the lies centre around some made up military career or act of heroism.
The term orginates from the billybullshitter website and a story concerning a man pushing a wasp into his eye in a test of machismo.

Dave reckons he has a special licence from the police allowing him to drive any car over the speed limit, what a waspeye.

by magnapop November 9, 2010

WASP whore

Money hungry chicks that only stick around until you've spent all your money on them.

Why you taking that WASP whore out?

by Chad O. May 21, 2005

koelnisch wasser

The description of doing some heavy lifting on your penis after having a session of tough wanking and collecting some of the swet beneath it on the tip of your indexing finger and flipping it onto other peoples faces.

The bitch was arguing with me so I gave her a litle koelnisch wasser in the face. I didn't pay her...

by Dirty Sanchez June 29, 2004

alex wassabi

A huge pussy that dident want to fight KSI

"did you here KSI and Alex Wassabi is having a boxing match"
"yeah but Alex is a pussy and backed out"

by xd andersen April 9, 2019

Wassabi

A greeting or query as if to say, "Whats Up".

Blue Chicken> Wassabi Mr Green chicken?
Green Chicken> Arh not much champ just peckin about.

by Franklin Junu September 5, 2003

Wasper

Right way to define a wasp don’t listen to these other idiots

(Screech)ah kill myself I got stung by a wasper

by The wise ninja May 24, 2018