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Vocal Crapper

One who is having a bowel movement and makes various grunting or groaning noises when passing a turd.

Some vocal crappers may also narrate what is happening as they take a shit, this is more likely to happen as the crapper is having a Crap Attack.
Co-worker 1: Man, I could hear everything that was happening to John when he took a shit this morning.

Co-worker 2: What do you mean?

Co-worker 1: I could hear him groaning and describing what was happening when he took a shit!!

Co-worker 2:Yeah.... He is a Vocal Crapper.
by Grant2053 October 21, 2010
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Vocal Cord Asteroid

a rare and super deadly asteroid that screams at the top of its lungs in order to kill millions
OMG LOOK OUT ITS A VOCAL CORD ASTEROID
by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020
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Vocal

When someone is being disrespectful, or says something everyone else is thinking but won’t say.
Random Female; “And I’ll beat anybody ass in this bitch.

Aaliyah; “ who ass?”

Armon; “ I don’t know, shorty ass being too vocal”
by Amora_ January 12, 2021
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Vocal

To say something disrespectful, or something everyone else is thinking but won’t say.
Random Female: “And I’ll beat everybody ass in this bitch!”

Aaliyah: “who ass?!”

Armon: “I don’t know, shorty ass being too vocal.”
by Amora_ January 12, 2021
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Vocalist

The voice in a band. As long as they are still providing vocals for a band it doesnt matter how well they are or how bad they suck they are still considered as such, as long as they haven't been kicked out. Vocalists tend to steal the spotlight from other important members of the band such as the drummer or bassist. Most people usually pay more attention to the vocalist and guitar and disreguard the drummer and bassist even though without them, that band you love so much would sound like shit.
dude 1: Goddamn this guy cant sing/scream for shit!
dude 2: Can you believe he's considered a vocalist?
dude 2: ... Least the drums and bass are good!
by background music August 25, 2010
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Vocalist

1. A Singer
2. The person who is on the receiving end of tortures employed by vocal coaches. Often, singers are required to sing laying on their backs while being jabbed in the diaphragm with large pieces of metal or are punched ruthlessly in the gut when a forceful tone is desired.
3. Sopranos think they are the greatest gift to mankind...little do they know, the alto part is really where it's at.
i.e. Hey, Let's find a vocalist to torture, but please...not a soprano, they are so bitchy.
by TheVocalCoach October 26, 2010
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Vopak

Tank terminal.
It usually store liquid product.
petroleum and chemicals sometimes something to drink.
It is global group.
The head quarter is called Royal Vopak.
Safer is better.
by SWKim (S.H.E of VTK) December 18, 2003
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