volleyball

volleyball: the most awesome sport there is. those who disagree, are either too lazy to get up and take some fricking lessons, or they just suck at everything else and decide that they would rather watch the girls in tight spandex. Screw you.

caution: volleyball is not for wimps.

bump, set, spike. its funny how dirty little things can sound....

by TiArika June 13, 2005

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Voldemort

An indirect way of saying to your mates that you want to sit on a lads face. Basically he is so fit that you would sit on his face and make him look like Voldemort - he'd have no nose left by the time you were finished.

"I'm going to Voldemort him tonight"

"I would Voldemort him all over!"

"There is going to be some Voldemorting taking place tonight!"

"Mate, the things I would do to Voldemort him"

by angorarabbit October 26, 2012

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volleyball

1.)to a boy: volleyball is mostly about girls with big asses in spandex
2.)to girls who play: once you start you cant stop. one may be a D.S or a libaro, another may be a setter, most likely the taller ones will be hitters( or attackers) one of the hardest yet funnest sports.
3.)to girls who dont play: i could do that easily. seriously this game looks so easy.

1.)

Jack: damn look at her ass!

Jim: Hell yaa!
2.)

Jenny: are you coming to the game tomorrow?

Jill: Of coursse! Ive been practicing!
3.)

stuck up girl at school: ohh...you play volleyball. that sport is for wimps

girl who plays volleyball: shut up bitch id like to see you pass a ball thats been smacked at you by a 6 foot 11 girl.

by Patty Marie December 23, 2011

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Men's Volleyball

Men's Volleyball is a faster paced and harder hitting game in comparison to Women's Volleyball. The main aspect of the Men's game is to spike the ball as hard as possible on to the opposing teams court space. Men's Volleyball is a truly under-appreciated sport that has been left out due to things such as Title 9 or high school jocks that think tackling people is how to become a man. Most men's athlete weightlift, practice, and focus harder then regular athlete because the need to prove themselves to other athletes. In sad cases where the men's volleyball team usually sucks... be proud of the team that walked all over them, like the Eden, NY team every year for the past 20 years wins... Volleyball is not just a womens sport, watch the olympics and watch the Men's team destroy other teams by a) packing them in the chest, b) hitting them in the face, a.k.a. facial, c) bouncing the ball off a blockers head, a.k.a. dome d) Housing- act of blocking an opposing hitter straight down... Btw usually men's volleyball players are in good with the women's volleyball players, the ones who wear the spandex... yea, sucks to not play volleyball... VBALL is life...

Person 1: I can't, I have Volleyball...
Person 2: Really! You play Men's Volleyball??? AWESOME
(the ever used phrase every volleyball player knows so well)

by Eden Libero #7 September 24, 2010

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Voldemortephobia

This is the fear of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named (aka Lord Voldemort) Lord Voldemort is the main antagonist in the Harry Potters Series by J.K. Rowling. This fear orgininated after the books were published, and is when a human fears that Lord Voldemort will appear and kill them using any of the 3 curses.

My biggest fear while walking home is that Lord Voldemort appear and kill me, so my psychiatrist says I have Voldemortephobia.

by Case Turner November 1, 2009

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