check my vitals

The act of checking your e-mail, im's, myspace, chatroom, blog, internet dating site or text messages.

Man hold up a minute and let me check my vitals before we leave.

by yeslowlow June 18, 2007

Vitellius

A glutton or a fat person. Derived from Vitellius, who was both a glutton and a fat person, who was Emperor of Rome in 69 A.D. and whose short reign was notable only for his incredible gluttony. Vitellius was an obese glutton who was notoriously lazy and self-indulgent, spent most of his time as emperor eating at luxurious banquets four or five times a day, all paid for with tax money. He would send the Roman Navy to procure rare foods for his banquets.

Todd: "Jan is such a Vitellius."

Scott: "Yes. She eats at her desk all day and is way too fat and unhealthy."

Todd: "If she would get some exercise or not eat as much then maybe she wouldn't be a Vitellius."

Scott: "I don't know . . . she is quite a glutton and she spends a lot of money on stuff."

by PMax January 11, 2009

Jose Canseco vitamins

Steroids, an illegal substance usually used for performance enhancement.

The report named everyone on those Jose Canseco vitamins.

by Bej34 January 28, 2008

Vitamin A

Acid

You don't know what vitamin A is? Why don't you go ask your boyfriend Beau what it is!

by JYanc March 8, 2011

Vitamin C

Referring to cock, in the sense it’s something a girl needs

Guy 1: Look at her! You know what that bitch needs?
Guy 2: Yeah, she needs some of my Vitamin C tonight

by AyeBigPoppy June 1, 2018

Vitamin T

Exogenous Testosterone “supplementation”

That massive dude in the gym is probably on that Vitamin T.

by Goon Actual June 6, 2018

Vitamin

According to el chapo, anyone that you have sex with that gives you life.

El Tortuga: jefe, you look better what’s your secret?

El Chapo: You have take your vitamins night and day and maintain a regular schedule.

by TRVPKING February 8, 2019