Clap you a visit

To walk up to someone and slap them especially when they are at home.

you seem like a nice guy, don't make me clap you a visit.

by DatRudeBouy June 14, 2018

Site Visit

A secret meetup of heterosexual men who engage in rigorous sexual behavior with each other. The term was coined during the Richard Nixon era where bi-curious men could experiment with each other.

Tim: Hey guys, site visit today?

Jonathan: Hell yeah!

Ned: Can’t today lads, will be playing euro truck simulator all day.

by JoshuaSam_420 November 20, 2022

Visiting Nick's House

Another way to say committing suicide.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear Thomas was thinking of visiting Nick's house.

Guy 2: I know dude. It fucking sucks.

by FUBARReaper February 22, 2024

I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

by DeathDestroyerx52 June 14, 2018

Visiting Italy

Being so incredibly high you do not know what is going on or where you are.

Visiting Italy is probably my favorite thing to do.

by Wheaty214 April 29, 2012

Visited by a rhino

When you get a cold.

Nicole was visited by a rhino last night, she woke up sick.

by notfiggy February 20, 2019