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Stolen Valor

Stolen Valor-
1) When a civilian who was never military, therefore never earned the rights and privileges associated with the honor of wearing the uniform, wear one due to any of the following reasons:

A.To get discounts or free services/drinks, etc at stores or cafes.
B. They are trying to attract the attention of the opposite sex, or they just want people's attention and thanks.

2) When a real soldier wears decorations and devices, and ranks that they never earned. For example, a real U.S. Army Private could easily give himself the Medal of Honor by looking it up online and buying one.

Most of the time, civilians have no idea how to properly wear the uniform. This includes stringent grooming and uniform standards not being followed (i.e. long beards, wearing covers indoors, tucking in blouses, wrong undershirts), putting patches in the wrong places, mixing different patches, ranks/rates (i.e. wearing PO3 ranks on an Army Uniform while claiming to be a PFC), not having an I.D. card or mixing information (i.e. saying they are Army but trained at Parris Island and Penelton,) or wearing the wrong uniforms or wearing it incorrectly(i.e. wearing the M.C.C.U.U off base or using the outdated Battle Dress Uniform) Oftentimes, these create hilariously inaccurate results, such as a person claiming to be a Marine Gunnery Sergeant wearing an ACU with M81 camo scheme, Airborne and Ranger tabs, a SEAL device, and ribbons on a Utility uniform.
Dude, your wearing a CIB on a MCCUU. You shouldnt even be WEARING your cammies off base. Thats Stolen Valor!

Ima call this guy out, Stolen Valor
by Riley Aldrin Shepherd April 10, 2016
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Valorant Sweat

Someone who tries to hard at everything, In things other than valorant too.
"Bro that guys is such a valorant sweat, look at how hard he's simping for that girl!!"
by RadnorFizz December 1, 2020
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Valorant player

A homophobic sexist with zero zest and zero life
eww gross I heard Sean is a Valorant player
by Potato pete July 21, 2023
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Vapour Lock

(noun/verb)

1) A term for a woman copulating with three men at the same time

2) When a baghead becomes overcome from paint thinner fumes and has a seizure

3) The third most common cause of car stallage in the US, according to Joe Namath
1) 3 guys are sniffing around that lonely milf. She's gonna be vapour-locked good!

2) Lucius: I say Walter, this Ronseal is rather moreish, it's clearing my sinuses and my mind is positively swimming! Walter...what are you...oh shit

3) There's nothing funny about Vapour Lock
by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 5, 2009
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Valorant

A horrible game which tries way to hard for people to take it seriously. The ranked mode matchmaking makes it impossible to have fun with your friends. The game also likes to not acknowledge that people have different skill levels and by skill level I mean they happened to get a lower rank in placements due to meaningless rng . This game is vile in every way it can be. Most people play this game because they probably cant get higher then gold. Riot games is also common for releasing un finished agents which they clearly haven't tested before hand. If you can't get higher than plat in this game your most likely also bad at csgo which also means you shoulds stop playing fps games and get on a moba like league of legends of hero of the storm. There is also a 38% chance the average valorant player used to play overwatch or csgo. There is a 80% chance the player base paid for their overpriced cosmetics. This game makes fortnite look generous with their skins. 99% chance riot games will drop this game due to the decline in player base.
by SteveTHemNa March 7, 2021
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stolen valor

False claims of military service or honor in any form.
This guy showed up to an event in a very inaccurately assembled military uniform which is clearly a sign of stolen valor.
by Bryan McMasters December 22, 2014
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Valoree

that Valoree is horribly awesome
by Oree October 16, 2008
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