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Peak Valorant

Being the best at what your doing and getting hella puss puss.
by Vincentthevalpro January 7, 2022
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valorant

game made by the league of legend guys

the games not fun at all and completely dogshit but the players cant bring themselves to quit because they have an inventory full of $80 cosmetics and flippy knives
guy 1: do you want play valorant?
guy 2: sure

*2 games later*

guy 1: fuck this game
guy 2: you spent your life savings for a knife
guy 1: you right

*1 game later*

guy 2: fuck this game
by shittygamereviews August 30, 2022
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Valorant

A game my retard friend doesnt want to play with me
by retigga May 1, 2024
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one game of valorant

A lie used by people that are addicted to the video game Valorant.
Person 1: "We're just gonna play one game of Valorant, OK?"
Person 2: "The last time you said that, we played for 5 hours."
by shober August 2, 2020
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Valorant

A game for degenerates by the League of legend devs after being born a mistake from Counter Strike: Global Offensive and Overwatch
Hi my name's harold 🤓 wanna play that hit game valorant?
by some dude22 June 7, 2022
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Valorant Smurf

A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.

They are also really anoying and have no life.
by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022
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valore

a supreme form of dudness - also known as extreme incompetence or stupidity
when one fails a task "ohhh dude you valored that hard!!!!"
by the Suppreme one June 2, 2016
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