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Going Valencia

To leave behind your heterosexual life and embark on a career of buttock burglary.
Yo, dat guy has decided to quit women for good and is Going Valencia.
by Jock McCue January 25, 2009
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Team Valencia

Elite group of "athletes" often associated with the Mission District of San Francisco, CA USA. They show off their prowess in the form of fitted caps with holographic sizing stickers, neon colored leather sneakers, and the most important accessory of all: the brightly colored, functionally illiterate, track bicycle or fixed gear conversion.

These athletes often "compete" at the Valencia Velodrome.
Looks like Team Valencia is out in full force today- you can barely walk down the sidewalk without running into some shitty neon fixed gear.
by seaneee May 11, 2009
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Valentines Catastrophe

When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.
"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."
by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010
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The Red Hot Valentines

A really good band hailing out of Bloomington, Illinois. They play really catchy Moog-laiden pop rock songs, although right now, they are lacking a Moog player. They really kick ass live.
Jeff - lead vocals, guitar
Toby - backing vocals, guitar
Dave - backing vocals , bass
E-Storm (aka Eric) - drums
by T-Storm May 31, 2004
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Valentines Poetry

Poetry that you find or write your self for you loved one, NOT that which you hear on daytime T.V. and copy.
A Peice of Valentines Poetry found in a very old book of poetry by various poets.

Your body is my temple,
Your charecter my creed,
I will worship for enternity,
My conviction will never wane,
I love you. - Unknown
by AMX February 9, 2009
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Valentines Day

The worst day of the year for single people, especially those who have a crush.
Girl: “It’s Valentines Day! My boyfriend got me the best presents!”
Single person: *mutters under breath* “Show off. I’m single and my crush doesn’t like me back!”
by youarebeautiful November 20, 2019
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Valendie's day

What sad, depressed, lonely and sex deprived people call the so called lovely Valentine's day. Its the holiday that makes singles die inside.
Single human: "Well I'd better get my knife ready....cause tomorrow's Valendie's Day...."

Another Single: " I'm seein all these happy f*ckin couples say Valentine's Day...they are sh*theads cause it's Valendie's day. F*ckin sh*thead love turds!"
by Evil sparkle pants September 12, 2016
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