An utter jackass

Someone who posts urban dictionary descriptions of their name and then brags about them on Instagram

People think I'm an utter jackass because I posted a story of a random pseudo philosophical phrase on Instagram

by A random pig November 20, 2021

milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.

Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016

utter shuffle

when a girl or woman has to get in there and scratch her boobs.

man did you see that girl doin the utter shuffle?! it was actually kinda hot

by UncleNasty May 21, 2008