Union Beach

Union Beach is comprised of the remains of what little dignity Keyport had, washed up on a dirty, needle-ridden shore. It is a smelly town, named after its "beach," that is, instead, a patch of second-hand sand and an arrangement of fake dolphins. Pre-Hurricane Sandy Union Beach (PHSUB) was a dump, and Post-Hurricane Sandy Union Beach (also PHSUB) continues to be a dump. Children grown here are misshapen and unintelligent. They go on to lead unsuccessful lives and swim in the filthy, green water that stunts their growth on a daily basis.

Person 1: "There's a party in Union Beach tonight. Would you like to go?"
Person 2: "Union Beach? I always regret going there. But, hey, a party is a party... and at least it isn't Keansburg!"

by TheGirlfromUB January 22, 2013

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

only the most ballinest weapon on earth. nobody messes with the union tools ass hwoopin' stick. youll die just from breathing in the air let out by the stick. thats right it breaths.

a nigger walked up to the tank and jay busted out his union tools ass hwoopin' stick and killed him.

by tee oh see-toc-tyler o' conner October 6, 2003

Union City

Mostly Dominicans and Puerto Ricans a lot of side street mexicans playing soccer. Major gang the latin kings and is known for its prostitutes and street hustlers

Dont go to Union City them niggaz is crazy

by Mark Cordero October 22, 2003

union county votech

union county votech - a good alternative to actual education in highschool

she decided to go to Union County Votech because she couldn't pass algebra 1.

by madrush November 10, 2005

Union Kentucky

A lot of bitchy girls that are really annoying and some noob boys that are mostly just fags and become even bigger fags as time passes.

Fred from Union Kentucky- "I got a blowjob last night from a slut dude."
Other Kid- "Your a fuckboy"

by Nice Child January 17, 2017

Union Local

A school district in the Morristown, Ohio with a bunch of dirt bike riding, pussy boy, cow fuckers

Hey Scotty, did you see that kid from Union Local fucking that cow earlier?

by Big Z2495 October 21, 2018

Union Market

A sign of gentrification by yuppie millennial hipsters, particularly those who have handlebar mustaches and use the words artisanal and alkaline excessively and enjoy cheese plates.

“What happened to the East Village?”
“They put a Union Market in”

by Pistol river pocket gopher May 4, 2020