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United Spammers 

An Urban dictionary Editor account that was started August 31, 2008 as a response to Urban Dictionary making you log into your editor account in order to post comments in hopes that it would reduce spam. It has garnished a lot of popularity since then.

The average comment from United Spammers includes boob,s vagina, dicks, sex, buttsecks, jizz, cum, etc. often in response to something chloesprite, markishmark (nicknamed "markSKIDmark" by United Spammers) or cranky lexiconologist (nicknamed cranky gynaecologist also by United Spammers)

Urban Dictionary put a limit on how many comments each account can post, most likely in response to United Spammers. United Spammers 2 was created so there could be more spam. UNITED QUEER NIGGERS, and QUEERUnitedSpammers2NiGGER are also spin-off accounts.

Everyone other than United Spammers themselves have appeared to have shown their disdain for them, but that only encourages them to post more crude comments. They do actually give critiques of the word, but in a sexual manner.

At these moment, they should be #16 on the top contributing editors list, but aren't featured there at all. A request was made from United Spammers to fairly include them, but seeing how everyone wants them gone, it's not likely that Urban Dictionary will give them any attention.

However, they give themselves attention, which is why there is a definition about them.
I have a lot of FUD about my mum finding out i love dads cock. Alot of the time i look over my shoulder and see if shes their, all i see is dads muscular body thrusting the shaft of his erect penis into my sphinkter. I like it when i lick the goopy excrement off, I like it.
jaywhat
02Oct08:38

A United Spammers comment on the word fud, October 2.
United Spammers by ABCDEF DJ February 18, 2009
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United Arab Emirates 

a very wealthy middle eastern nation that is rolling in oil and banking dough. a former british colony, it is made up of 7 emirs, or provinces ruled by sultans. the nation usually known as the uae is the most liberal mid eastern nation, with western culture and products circulating throughout. however, the nation is still for the most part a kingdom. the country's claims to fame are a company from the city of dubai attempting to buy US ports, the comic strip character garfield's constant attempts to send his cousin nermal to the city of abi daubi, and human rights violations of foreign workers and the poor.
the united arab emirates looks like a wealthy westernized nation on the outside, but if you take a closer look, it's just saudi arabia minus some fanaticism.

United Nations 

An all-knowing, all-seeing organization which in allowed Iraq to ship all of their biological and chemical WMDs to Syria by having Charter members Russia and France drag their feet in refusing to ratify unilateral military action under the obvious guise of "diplomatic negotiations" AKA Food for Oil program
Then after the United States and ITS ALLIES proceeded to enforce 1441, they cried foul, blood for oil, etc. And for the icing on this cake, the UN secretary general now says that the U.S. engaged in a totally illegal military action.
United Nations? Not since WWII my friends!

United States of America

A nation which, along with being one of the few remaining superpowers of the world, is filled with all types of people. The USA is a multicultural nation consisting of a Caucasian majority, which will have changed to an Hispanic majority by the year 2050.

Unfortunately, most of the world (including many Americans) does not realize that, though we throw the word "democracy" around quite a bit, the US is a Republic, modeled after Rome. If you can’t tell the difference, look it up.
A few important facts about the United States of America:

1. We are not all stupid, nor are we ignorant or intolerant.

2. Yes, we have had bad leaders. So has every other nation on Earth. Unfortunately, the US is under a bigger spotlight politically than most of the world, and our mistakes seem bigger. Get over it.

3. America is as full of patriots as it is dissenters, and that is one of the things that make the country great. The ability to speak freely and without reason to fear the government is more than many nations can boast.

4. Yes, we speak a mockery of the English language. Don't fault us on how we speak, because every language came from another.

5. No, we don't hate Canada. As a matter of fact, Canada and the United States of America would be bestest friends if they were individual people.

6. We have the longest standing Constitution of any nation today, and we are proud that we have maintained a strong relation to our roots.

7. We are not all arrogant, racist, ignorant bastards, so please, stop using the Internet to call us so. Also, really, how many people who comment on our ignorance have met an American from the majority of the population? (No, COPS is not an accurate representation of the majority, and I suggest you stop watching the program, it rots your brain)
United States of America by NMoon November 28, 2009

United States of America

A place that is heaven when you're immigrating and hell when you actually get there
"Yes, I just got my Green Card! I'm going to United States of America, baby!"

(Three months later)
"Hello?"

"Hi, buddy this is (some Mexican name). So how's life in United States of America?"

Grimaces and says darkly"Don't ask, fellow, don't ask..."

united states of america

The opposite of the Confederate States of America.
Now I feel half ashamed of living here.

United States of America

Founded by some good principles in 1776 and gained independence from Great Britain. Currently is full of scumbags, white supremacists, black supremacists, and snowflake liberals who think they are entitled to everything and/or are offended by everything, completely forgetting the toils the soldiers defending freedom go through.
Yo dood, the United States of America is totally messed up right now, good thing our daddy Donald Trump is alright man.