The Spoodurance Trials are most accurately defined as the Vampire Sex Olympics, in which 4 contestants of a Twilight order compete to please their judges in any sex-related way possible.
The competitors are from Stephenie Meyer's books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and more to come. They are: Carlisle Cullen, a.k.a. Dr. Feel, Emmett Cullen, the "bear" man, Jasper Hale, who keeps on whamming and whamming and whamming, and Edward Cullen, who knows what you want and exactly how you want it.
The Spoodurance Trials took place on the Twilight Lexicon on the imfamous Vampire Mating Threads. The official mascot for Trials is Spooderman, who made regular appearances throughout the event. Over a period of 4 days, the contestants were given ONE chance with each judge, and their individual trainers assisted them in this task.
Also see: spoo, Edward Cullen
The competitors are from Stephenie Meyer's books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and more to come. They are: Carlisle Cullen, a.k.a. Dr. Feel, Emmett Cullen, the "bear" man, Jasper Hale, who keeps on whamming and whamming and whamming, and Edward Cullen, who knows what you want and exactly how you want it.
The Spoodurance Trials took place on the Twilight Lexicon on the imfamous Vampire Mating Threads. The official mascot for Trials is Spooderman, who made regular appearances throughout the event. Over a period of 4 days, the contestants were given ONE chance with each judge, and their individual trainers assisted them in this task.
Also see: spoo, Edward Cullen
The Spoodurance Trials unearthed much in the way of disturbing, yet satisfying, thoughts. Some of these include: mechanical bulls, Batman costumes, genderless Ryan Seacrest, snakes, pole dancing for vampires, glow-in-the-dark condoms, Kama Sutra and paint by the bucketloads.
by Lurker who hasn't yet joined Lexicon December 24, 2008
Get the Spoodurance Trialsmug. The result of a normal civilian persecuting another in the absence of the law. Commonly used against cheaters, liars, dictators, pedophiles, predators or any other person who may fly below the radar. Common communities who perform such actions are ANONYMOUS (full size), INTERPOL (UK), and LYSANT FEDERATION (Local)
by syphani July 7, 2024
Get the Moonlight Trialmug. by arrows16 June 5, 2023
Get the Trialmug. When there are mass hysteria along with very bad events.
Usually, woman who were disliked, elderly, too ugly, too beautiful or even just had a pet where often victims.
And they made tests with 0% survival like the Cake test, and Water Test.
One of the examples of these witch trials were the Salem witch trials. Basically it started with two girls having "fits" and screaming.
Then they started to Accuse three woman. Then one of the woman said that they actually did witchcraft and accused others.
Then Other Young Woman and Girls started having those "fits". But in reality they just wanted to have attention.
Usually, woman who were disliked, elderly, too ugly, too beautiful or even just had a pet where often victims.
And they made tests with 0% survival like the Cake test, and Water Test.
One of the examples of these witch trials were the Salem witch trials. Basically it started with two girls having "fits" and screaming.
Then they started to Accuse three woman. Then one of the woman said that they actually did witchcraft and accused others.
Then Other Young Woman and Girls started having those "fits". But in reality they just wanted to have attention.
by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould March 13, 2023
Get the Witch Trialmug. Convicted: Im innocent!
Girls at the back: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I see satan he is lying!!!!!!!!
Salem witch trials
Girls at the back: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I see satan he is lying!!!!!!!!
Salem witch trials
by DDRANG0N June 23, 2025
Get the Salem witch trialsmug. Hym "Something-something definitions... Something-something lexicon... Is there a trial I should be at right now? Hold on Sam, do it in the live half and not the fun half if it's not there the 4th condition will be added... I gotta watch this...."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2024
Get the Trialmug. A trial run by a judge known to you to testalye from your 14 the year responsible for ruining a career education and childhood The same judge who lied to expell you from school giving your mom cancer
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
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