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insider trading

When you get the lowdown on your assets and the government gets its period over it. One of the cell bitches once your tossed in jail, ultimately leading to one of the quickest ways to gauge your asshole.
Large inmate: "What you in for fuck boy?"
You: "insider trading dawg."
Large inmate: "hope you like triple doubles bitch."
by insensitive and unfiltered November 13, 2014
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Trading Quids

A secret "handshake" used by several shadowy societies in Britain concerned with the reestablishment of the Empire, especially in North America.
Person 1: Sir, would you like to exchange quids with me?
Person 2: I do not understand to what you are referring.
Person 1: Ah, my mistake.
Person 3: Excuse me, I could not help but overhear your proffer of trading quids with that fellow. I would be happy to trade quids with you.
Person 1: Ah well in that case, kind sir, please take this quid and also this secret parcel as a gesture of my good will.
by Wide Mouth November 29, 2012
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trawling for skank

desperately sex with someone you wouldn't normally not seek sex from because you have failed repeatedly and the night is almost over
It was 2 AM and i had no luck and I hit on everyone in the club. I'm in the parking lot and see this beastly creature and, so, yeah, I was trawling for skank.
by Steven Herraiz March 18, 2014
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Trading Paint

The act of 2 gay guys that push there poop from ones asshole to the others and back and forth to one another
Richard and I we're having just a wonderful time last night. We then decided to start trading paint.
by Suck A MothaFuckin Dick March 29, 2016
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Trading faces

When sending many Snapchats of one's face to a person but never saying anything
Guy 1: Were you snapping that girl last night?

Guy 2: Yea I just didn't know what to talk about so we were just trading faces
by Thatwestsidestudent October 5, 2016
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Trading Fuzz

A.K.A the devils three way. Is a three way consisting of 2 guys passing the same fuzz back and forth.
Donovan: Should we do it?
Montes: Well I don't know it's trading fuzz it's disgusting!

Donovan: Oh heck let's just do it!
Montes: Ok if you say so.
by Frozen Bob April 20, 2017
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trading spaghetti

Die hard Deadheads would trade just about anything for drugs, tapes, tickets, beads and food. Among those anecdotes is a story of a young hippy couple who were trading packaged spaghetti for anything edible like cheeze sandwiches and acid-laced Kool-Aid. Seems their propane stove in the VW bus was out of fuel (they forgot to fill it prior to the festival) and they couldn't cook any fresh hot pasta that they had spent their last $5 on and planned on trading, so they tried in vain to trade the boxes of uncooked pasta for anything that a follower would want! The pics and story made the OC Register back in the early Eighties. The girl was quoted as saying something like, "Well, you can take it home and cook it later, man, and you will be blessed that you made a miracle happen for us."
That hippy over there is trading spaghetti for acid-laced Kool-Aid.
by jeffkopeck May 15, 2017
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