package teaser

When a man hits himself or is hit in the testicles but only suffers slight pain or injury as a result.

Nick: OMG! I just hit myself in the nuts!

Lucky: Ouch! Are you ok?

Nick: Yeah! It was just a package teaser!

by xxxSandmanxxx June 23, 2011

taking a taser to a bomb site

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.

Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.

by the comand'r February 23, 2018

cock teaser

A female who gives a male friend the impression that she likes him, when all she's really doing is playing with his mind.

The cock teaser sexed the man up.

by You KNOW it! May 18, 2004

cunt-tease

Male version of a cocktease. He flirts with girls, excites them and wont give em any.

Other names,

Pussytease
Snatchtease
Poontease
Poontangtease
Vaginatease
Bitchtease

The list goes on.

He rubs me up and down but never goes to the candy store!

by Frustrated September 29, 2003

clit tease

A male who taunts a female with sex, who then, for whatever reason, abstains from engaging in sexual relations with said female.

Jonathan is such a clit tease!

by Laurel Marie July 14, 2007

pop a trace

When you make an okay symbol with your hand to symbolize everything is all good.

Just fell on the floor .. pop a trace

Just pissed myself .. pop a trace

by raquelleXD October 1, 2013

taser bomb

a cop prank. when cops pull up to talk to each other in there patrol cars they park side by side and one turns the taser on for its 5 second cycle, throws it in the other cops lap, and rolls up his window.

haha frank you so got taser bombed

by the jon law March 22, 2010