Kentucky Fried Torchic

A most cruel, yet elicous way to enjoy some juicy bird-type pokemon.

1) MMHMM, LEROY JENKINS! Least I got Kentucky Fried Torchic!

by 99oshikuru99 April 24, 2010

sperm torpedo

When your in the hot tub with a girl and shoot your load at her.

HAHA bitch I sperm torpedo'd your ass!

by MlKE HAVVK May 31, 2007

Beijing Tophat

The sexual act of shitting into a garbage bag, placing it in a hole for several months, excavating it, then dumping it on your partners head, whilst performing oral sex.

Dude, your girlfriend smells really bad today. Yeah I brought the old Beijing Tophat out last night.

by Curry Sanchez June 30, 2010

toriphobia

the fear of overly hot people.

doctor: im sorry to say but u have toriphobia.
person: oh that really sucks.
doctor: yep.

by lamb chops February 25, 2008

coppers torch

A raging hard on like a rock

I had knob like a coppers torch.

by stubie August 4, 2007

Toilet Torpedo

Dropping a toilet bomb that is backed directly behind it buy a large fart. The resulting eruption from the fart launches the turd at high speed into the rear toilet wall.

Friend 1: Hey man you done in the bathroom?

Friend 2: Ya I had a bad case of the toilet torpedoes!

Friend 1: Aww, man did you clean it off the back of the bowl?

by jwaybut November 18, 2009

Dirty Torpedo

The name given to a penis after having butt sex with somebody, before it has been properly washed.

I need to get home and take a shower so I can get rid of this dirty torpedo.

by Newtman98 July 8, 2010